BEST episode of the entire season so far.
seriously.
bestbestbest.
I am in love with it. I want to draw hearts around it, marry it, and have its children.
multiple. times.
and then commit domestiv violence acts against it for the mindfuck it bestowed upon me towards the end.
and then have hot make up sex.
Here is my review and the reason as to why I want to have Kripke's (and Carver's) babies. (beware, this review is gunna be a jumbled fucking mess of squee and 'wtf'ness):
The fuckery was PHENOMINAL. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. The sitcom opening credits...that shit needs to happen EVERY FUCKING WEEK.
omg it had the FULL HOUSE font. and tandem bike riding, and 'oh, you!' faces and just OMG, SHOW ILYSFM. SERIOUSLY.
in the words of
keepaofthecheez, "Sam/Dean has a FUCKING THEME SONG NOW. Jesus Christ."
I loved all of the worlds so much, but if I had to chose one, it's be Dr. Sexy, MD. THAT WAS EPIC.
also, show, making the Knight Ride KITT!Sammy car was priceless. esp. the obv. Wincest lines. genius.
characters:
+ Sam: right off the bat, first thing I wanna say is that I loved the flash of anger in his face when Dean mentioned Mystery Spot. MS is and always will be my #1 favorite episode of the entire show, so I loved them talking about it. (Also loved that it was shown in the 'Then' sequence) the beginning with Dean watching Dr. Sexy on tv, and Sam's line of "When did you hit menopause?" made me lol.
and I actually thought they would talk to the Trickster, try to get him to be on their side in the war...ah well.
Sam being a doctor was hilarious. I loved that he cleaned up Dean's bullet wound with a knife, thread, and whiskey. the true Winchester style ♥
Horatio!Sam was also hilarious. Jared got really into it, with the facial expressions and the neck turning and just everything. again, pure genius.
the nut cracker thing HAD.ME.IN.TEARS. I literally could not breathe from laughing so much. between Jared Sam doubled over grabbing his crotch to Dean's "Ho'FUCK! :OOOOO!!!" face, I couldn't handle it. SO.FUCKING.FUNNY. (I need a gif of Dean's face at that. with the whole fist over his mouth thing.)
KITT!Sam was funny. AND SO WINCEST-Y.
*Dean searches through the car's trunk*
Sam:"Dean...um...that feels...really uncomfortable."
poor sammy, not used to being the bottom I guess
I MEAN, WAIT WUT.
BEST part though, was the commercial.
I don't even wanna know how long it took them to shoot that scene without someone cracking up.
Sam: "I've got...genital herpes."
yeah, nuff said.
+ Dean: I love this man.
he watches, and obsesses, over Dr. Sexy, MD.
as if his line of "We're IN Dr. Sexy, MD." wasn't fanboy enough, he goes and rattles off all of the character names and what they're like (Major kudos to the JDM reference. now just hook me up with some papa!winchester in the near future and we're gold)
best part was when he saw Dr. Sexy (who was VERY sexy btw)
Dean: *awe'd face* "It's him...It's Dr. Sexy."
I.DIED.
and finding out who the Trickster was:
Dean: "You're not Dr. Sexy. The part that makes Dr. Sexy, sexy is the fact that he wears cowboy boots, not sneakers."
Sam: "Yeah...you're not a fan."
Dean:"Shutup, it's a guilty pleasure."
♥♥♥
ALTHOUGH, Dean getting shot in the back.
TOTAL wtf moment. I literally screamed at the tv and all but yelled "oh fuck no, not again!" srsly, Trickster has a Dean!Whumpage fetish or some shit.
Horatio!Dean was a SEXASS. UNF xBAJILLION.
and all of the CSI jokes were so corny, they were hysterical.
"Jackpot." "No guts, no glory." "Get this guy a Tums." "Gutter ball."
sitcom!Dean was funny as hell...and reminded me of Uncle Jesse from Full House sfm xD
still loved his face during the gameshow.
Dean:"I don't wanna get ganked in the nuts!"
OH but srsly, wtf was WITH that game show?!
from the reviews i've been reading during the week, they said that the question/answer was important...
I've got a bad feeling about that.
Question(In Japanese, mind you):"Would your mother and father still be alive if your brother was never born?"
Dean(In Japanese as well...HOT): "Yes."
*IZ DED*
I yelled "WHAT!?" at the tv...srsly, what're you playing at Kripke? (Unless there's gunna be another AU ep, only this time John AND Mary are both alive)
+ Cas:
LOL @ HIM.
srsly, poor guy was just getting knocked around every time he was on the screen xD
as the Japanese game show host said, "Mr. Trickster does not like pretty boy angel."
I love Castiel, I do, but this was srsly like revenge for me after what he said to Sam in TCAOF. (esp. with the duct tape across his mouth.)
+ Trickster: I FUCKING MISS YOU BB.
omg, he's like my favorite villian (lol, villian) ever. He's such a smart ass, Ilh.
but dude, DUDE, the mindfuck Kripke played on us with him was UNREAL.
my money was on it really being Zach, not Gabriel.
Dean:"I know you're not the Trickster. No one gets that mad unless they're talking about family. Trust me, take my word for it."
My face must've been comical during the last 15min of the show. eyes wide, hands over my mouth, muttering under my breath... yeah i'm totally sane. no need to be committed.
reviewers weren't kidding when they said the lat part of the episode was gunna shock us, and be hella mytharc-y.
Trickster:"Say yes and play the roles destiny gave you. Michael and Lucifer."
and then trapping him in holy oil kept in the Impala, "We pulled it out of Sam's ass."...just, yeah.
I JUST...
idfk.
the ending, I WAS IN UTTER SHOCK.
Kripke's a fucking genius bastard for this shit.
Gabriel: "Two brother's who loves eachother and betrayed eachother...Sound familiar?"
and the whole big brother(michael) looking for dad while the little brother(lucifer) disagreed with everything...
and then saying that one brother has to kill the other...just..wow.
(although I did love the line "What you call an apocalypse I call Sunday Dinner.")
and Gabriel saying "Hey, bro." when Cas came out.
OH THIS SHOW AND ITS DADDY FAMILY ISSUES.
I loveloveloved the end though, with Dean just telling Sam to walk out with him and then yelling at Gabriel, "This is about you being afraid to stand up to your family!"
oh, bb *smishes*
as I said in the beginning, this episode was AMAZING. I need the DL to complete my life, and I need to gif just about every second of it.
A++ Kripke.