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"If only your mind was washable. There have been so many times since then when I have wanted to lift off the top of my head, like the top of a boiled egg, take out my brain and rinse it under the tap like a dirty sponge, squeezing it over and over again, until the water ran clear. The I would take the hosepipe and flush out my empty head with it, getting out all the gunge, pop the nice clean brain back in, give the top of the head a bit of a hose round and pop that back on, too. Then I would not be sad anymore, not hurt, not disillusioned, but clean, naive and jolly again."

-Helen Fielding,  Cause Celeb