Theme Parks Rock!
I had a fantastic idea for Disneyland. They should make 'The Slums of Disneyland.' They'd have Mickey and Donald shooting Heroin on the sidewalk, Minnie would be a seven foot bull dyke that scares the crap out of little kids for their lollipops, Goofy would be a Wino, Snow White and Sleeping Beauty would be crackwhores that charge $20 a blow (Bubblegum you sick fucker), and the Seven Dwarves would be a Neo-Nazi Skinhead gang that hangs out near the entrance. On second thought, it's not a fantastic idea...it's fucking brilliant! I'm going to go revel in my creative genius now.