THE FETUS THE TORRETTS AND THE JEW

Mar 09, 2005 22:42

This is the story of three friends named the Fetus(danny) the Torretts (mike) and the Jew (Bryan)
Chapter 1 (The begining)
Once apon a time there was a child named The Torretts He was a nice boy but very lonley he was a senior in highschool and was getting ready to graduate he was very excited but he could tell that somthing was missing in his life. you see ever since michael was young he had two very special friends names the boy next door(anthony) and the boy over the fence(stephen) they were nearly insepratble but as time moved on the friend found themselfs growing far apart with the boy next door moving and the boy across the fence going to the marines the torretts found himself all alone again.

One day during a long day of school the torretts went to the cafe to get a snapple and an otis spunkenmire cookie when he spotted a fetus looking kid who seemed very familar and another kid who he had know but never really gotten along with named the jew eating lunch. The torretts was gonna go over and sit with them when he realized who the famialr looking kid was it was his old enemy the fetus. so the torretts was about to walk away when he got a certian scripture yes a scipture becuae the torretts was a chatolic he remember forgive us your trespassers as you would want them to forgive you so the torretts took a chance and went and sat down next to them

At first the Fetus and the Jew were a sittle surprized saying whats with this kid he scares me said the fetus he was mean to me a few years back. The jew remember playing with the torretts a while back he the wild thing and the illegal imagrants used to play hockey with him. The Jew said to the Fetus give him a chance hes not that bad So the fetus gave in and they exxcepted the torretts as a lunch table eating partner

But the torretts wanted more then that he wanted to become friends really bad accually he wanted to be frineds to much that he became annoying as the summer rolled along the fetus and the jew would hang out going to the mall and to sports plus but the torretts wanted to be a part of that so he would constantly call them and did not get the hint that they didnt want him around. You see the torretts wanted friends so bad that he ignored the fact that he was being made fun of and that he was being very inoying. You see the torrtetts realized this but just brushed it off with the thought thta he had friends again but this was a bad choice and let to some more hard times

College was here and the Jew had gone away leaving the Fetus and the Torrtetts at home going to comunity college. The jew would would come home occasionally and hang out with the fetus but the torretts however was left out. He was sad and very upset that he had lost his friends but he didnt think it was his fault he blamed the fetus and the jew for what had happened.

That summer the torrettes went to florida to work in satans world (disney world) and he did a lot of thinking when he was there he realized the fact that the reason his old friends hated him was because of the way he acted so when he returned he talked to his old frineds and they excepted him with open arms for a while

a few months later the fetus and the jew got in an agrument over somthing the jew said and the torretts who was completely inocent was blamed by the fetus The group which had been through many ups and downs the last 2 years looked like it had come to an end

BUt somehow of of the graces of god or what ever the jews believe in the friendship was recosiled though long talks and brutal honesty the click was together again but the jew was still away leaving the fetus and the torretts to fend for them selfs

However the torretts and fetus had grown up alot and had leaned to make new friends so while the jew was away at college the fetus and the torretts made friends with the wark the sandwhich the peseri and the ganster (james) the jew came home a few times since then also making friends with the new kids and life seemed to be very good for the Fetus the Torretts and the Jew

To BE Continued
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