You find yourself saying "I WANT TO BUY THE ELEFANT".
You own a collection of her hairs that you have plucked while she was not looking. And then made a altar to her in your closet.
You think "who just smacked my ass" more than 3 times a day.
You have a strange hankering for some tea and crumpets OR chunky monkey ice cream. either way.
You're dancing and people are looking at you weird because you are in one, giant, glittery fairy costume, hot pink hair, and dancing to the unbirthday song from Alice in Wonderland
You walk into a crowd and immediately proclaim your undying love for flava flav and have an anxiety attack when they turn to look at you
You're getting dressed and reassure yourself that your jeans match your eyes
You sing the pina colada song in the shower.
You just downloaded/bought a lifesize liz doll. who even drools on you while your sleeping. just like liz.
You think drugs are packets of rasberry crystal light.
You have a whole new liking for the deoderant that has the gel stuff come out
You ponder becoming a vantriliquist. with your lifesize liz doll.
You will never, ever think of a volvo the same way again.
You think jesse lacey is really, really, really super fine and sexy. or elton john, you know.
I almost scanned a certain picture of a certain soccer player for that last question. You sicken me.
I knows you love me the mostest. because you told me so I win, justin and mary rachel I win okay so BACK OFF
And I love you so much it's like intoxicating. YOU INTOXICATE ME ELIZABETH CAROLINE. tell them .. .tell them what you told me! there is no need to hide our non lesbian love!
as for all of you I think you should be ashamed for trying to take her from me. she is MINE. Lizmine. Im jealous too.
haha I need sleep&painkillers and Im also 5 years old. so it works out.
You find yourself saying "I WANT TO BUY THE ELEFANT".
You own a collection of her hairs that you have plucked while she was not looking. And then made a altar to her in your closet.
You think "who just smacked my ass" more than 3 times a day.
You have a strange hankering for some tea and crumpets OR chunky monkey ice cream. either way.
You're dancing and people are looking at you weird because you are in one, giant, glittery fairy costume, hot pink hair, and dancing to the unbirthday song from Alice in Wonderland
You walk into a crowd and immediately proclaim your undying love for flava flav and have an anxiety attack when they turn to look at you
You're getting dressed and reassure yourself that your jeans match your eyes
You sing the pina colada song in the shower.
You just downloaded/bought a lifesize liz doll. who even drools on you while your sleeping. just like liz.
You think drugs are packets of rasberry crystal light.
You have a whole new liking for the deoderant that has the gel stuff come out
You ponder becoming a vantriliquist. with your lifesize liz doll.
You will never, ever think of a volvo the same way again.
You think jesse lacey is really, really, really super fine and sexy.
or elton john, you know.
I almost scanned a certain picture of a certain soccer player for that last question.
You sicken me.
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or I will pierce a hole through your life size liz doll that drools.
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because you told me so
I win, justin and mary rachel
I win okay so BACK OFF
And I love you so much it's like intoxicating.
YOU INTOXICATE ME ELIZABETH CAROLINE.
tell them .. .tell them what you told me!
there is no need to hide our non lesbian love!
as for all of you I think you should be ashamed for trying to take her from me. she is MINE. Lizmine. Im jealous too.
haha
I need sleep&painkillers and Im also 5 years old. so it works out.
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Liz be mine.
not yo's.
cause i'm ghetto fabolous like that.
LIZ, LIZ IS MINE.
muahaha.
<3 moochoo
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<3 moomoo
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