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Kay so, where ever I was? Twas tres boring! Totally! Mommy and Daddy don't know how to have fun. Don't do this Bailey. Don't do that Bailey. Yadda. Yadda. Yak. Yak. Blahblahdiblahblah! Dude! Live a little! Or...err...yanno...whatevah. I so needed to get out of there pronto! Like last century. Dude! Totally! And Albert was no wheres to be found of course. He was like...'on a mission'. Ass.
I missed my Floofy girl! She's out with that...whatevah the hell she is. Brent whatevahthefuck. Following her 'round like a good lill puppy. Like so totally not of the fun. No fun! And I'm bored. So here I am, in Los Angelus. I mean, Angeles. Whatevah. Satan! I'm already bored. I like ate some nice kiddies on my way here. I was like totally hungry and I wanted a snack!
Clicking into Wolfram and Hart 'the Los Angelus branch' I sigh and look around. Dropping my carry on bag on the floor I watch and giggle as FrouFrou scurries out. "Like dontcha go eating everyone's fingers now Frous. Just a tiny snack or you won't like eat your dinner again, kay?" Get him like the best gourmety dinners and he eats those finger snacks. Stupid fuzzball.
Planting my hands on my hips I look around and watch as every one runs by. Hello! Senior Partner spawn here! Y'all need to fall down on your knees and bow to me! Sheesh! What is *wrong* with these people...demons...whattheshitevah! "Hello? Like hey! Senior Partner Spawn here? Yoeeehoeeeee?!" I wave my finely manicured hand around but they all just keep on running.
How rude!
Putting two fingers in my mouth I rip out a shrill whistle and watch smugly as everyone freeze. That's more like it. Totally. "Yo! Dudes! Bailey is in da house! Rock on! Now point me to your leader! Cuz I'm so gonna partay!" What? Like what's with the blank looks? Are they all stupido? Dude!
(Open for anyone...maybe Harmony?)