A Poem
Ode to the College of Education
Oh Institution of Future Teacher Tutelege
You suck like a frickin' black hole.
Ahem.
In other news, my textbooks did not arrive today, either. This makes me a little nervous, because I actually have an assignment due tomorrow from one of them. I called my teacher at home (a sure way to earn brownie points from an instructor) to ask if there was some way for me to get the article on-line. She said, "You'll have to borrow it from one of your friends."
The friends that I will see tomorrow in the class that I am supposed to have done the assignment for? Meh!
Oh, well. It's a bit early in the semester for me to be whipping out my BS-ing skills, but...
For a final burst of irony, behold my quiz results. And for the record, I really do want to be a Millionaire.
(Thanks for finding this one, Steph!)
Modern, Cool Nerd
73 % Nerd, 69% Geek, 47% Dork
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.
Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!
Congratulations!
Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in either of the following:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Professional Wrestling
Love & Sexuality
Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 86% on nerdiness
You scored higher than 93% on geekosity
You scored higher than 79% on dork points
Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Oh Institution of Future Teacher Tutelege
You suck like a frickin' black hole.
Ahem.
In other news, my textbooks did not arrive today, either. This makes me a little nervous, because I actually have an assignment due tomorrow from one of them. I called my teacher at home (a sure way to earn brownie points from an instructor) to ask if there was some way for me to get the article on-line. She said, "You'll have to borrow it from one of your friends."
The friends that I will see tomorrow in the class that I am supposed to have done the assignment for? Meh!
Oh, well. It's a bit early in the semester for me to be whipping out my BS-ing skills, but...
For a final burst of irony, behold my quiz results. And for the record, I really do want to be a Millionaire.
(Thanks for finding this one, Steph!)
Modern, Cool Nerd
73 % Nerd, 69% Geek, 47% Dork
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.
Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!
Congratulations!
Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in either of the following:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Professional Wrestling
Love & Sexuality
Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 86% on nerdiness
You scored higher than 93% on geekosity
You scored higher than 79% on dork points
Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating