Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I gave wolfshark a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In March I turned strickens_girl in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I set lit_gal's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to dragontatt in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (281 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
twistedsister4u