Aug 20, 2019 - Bloody Slayer (FR-13)
Aug 20, 2019 - Bloody Slayer (FR-13)
Author: mmooch
Summary: **Part of the 2019 LiveJournal’s Twisted Shorts FaD** challenge. This is what happens when teens get bored.
Crossover: Charmed
Rating: FR-13
Word count: 567
Timeline: doesn’t matter for BtVS, season 6 for Charmed (instead of the Headless Horseman)
A/N: Still not feeling great for the 3rd day in a row
Disclaimer: BtVS/AtS characters belong to Joss Whedon/Mutant Enemy. Charmed characters belong to their owners. I claim no rights to any copyrighted material. Please do not copy or take this story without my permission.
Magic School
The students were being typical teenagers, wondering why they had to learn about fairy tales when urban legends were far more interesting. Except for one student who was unhappy about being in school instead of with his family. He wanted to leave…and thought that an urban legend might just be what was needed to close the school for good.
So, he planted the thought in the minds of his fellow student - using his telepathic abilities - to summon the deadliest of the legends…Bloody Slayer.
The teenagers gathered together over a scrying bowl and chanted the summoning spell together, “Bloody Slayer, Bloody Slayer, Bloody Slayer.” They quickly scanned the room for any hint of somebody appearing, but were disappointed when they turned up nothing.
“Told ya’ it was just a hoax,” one of the girls taunted the group as she moved to the door.
“Then why did you do it?”
“To see the looks on your faces,” she shot back and opened the door…to find a blonde woman in ripped and bloodied clothing and holding a gore-stained sword. She screamed and slammed the door, scrambling back to the safety of the group.
Since she didn’t lock or barricade the door, it wasn’t a big surprise when the door opened to reveal the Bloody Slayer.
“Can anyone tell me where I am and what I’m doing here?” the urban legend asked.
One of the nerdier kids answered, “We summoned you because you’re an urban legend. According to the legend, if you summon the Bloody Slayer, she’ll kill all who are unworthy.”
She raised an eyebrow at that. “Two things: one, unworthy of what? And more importantly, two, are you stupid? Why the hell would you summon something like that?! God, it’s like I’m in a room full of Dawns!” she ranted.
“It’s not like we thought you’d actually appear,” the first girl ventured, seeing as how they weren’t already fighting for their lives.
“This place feels magical, so why wouldn’t you think a summoning would actually happen?” the maybe deadly blonde insisted.
“Because you’re an urban legend! They aren’t supposed to be real!” the teens defended themselves.
The woman sat down on the edge of a couch and started to lecture, “Okay, if the adults around here haven’t told you this already, I’ll tell you now, never, NEVER assume something isn’t real…except leprechauns.”
Nerdy guy raised his hand and interrupted, “Miss Bloody Slayer? Leprechauns are real. We have one as a teacher.”
That flummoxed the woman. “Huh, that screws up my motto. I guess the only thing I can’t believe in anymore is coincidences. By the way, call me Buffy.”
“Buffy?” one of the other boys asked in disbelief. “We were scared of an urban legend named Buffy?!” He started laughing to himself, not noticing when the other kids moved away from him.
Without seeing her move, Buffy was suddenly in his face menacing him with her sword and growling, “Never mock the name!”
He whimpered a little and nodded frantically.
Then her mood swung 180 degrees and she asked, “Okay, so who can send me home? I got demons to kill!”
The students looked at each other in confusion until one of them said, “I think we’ll have to tell the teachers about this so they can send her back.” That caused the rest to groan in disappointment. They were going to be in so much trouble!
A/N: Just spit balling ideas for quick blurbs and the urban legend thing came up. Thought it’d be funny if Buffy turned out to be one in another dimension.
Author: mmooch
Summary: **Part of the 2019 LiveJournal’s Twisted Shorts FaD** challenge. This is what happens when teens get bored.
Crossover: Charmed
Rating: FR-13
Word count: 567
Timeline: doesn’t matter for BtVS, season 6 for Charmed (instead of the Headless Horseman)
A/N: Still not feeling great for the 3rd day in a row
Disclaimer: BtVS/AtS characters belong to Joss Whedon/Mutant Enemy. Charmed characters belong to their owners. I claim no rights to any copyrighted material. Please do not copy or take this story without my permission.
Magic School
The students were being typical teenagers, wondering why they had to learn about fairy tales when urban legends were far more interesting. Except for one student who was unhappy about being in school instead of with his family. He wanted to leave…and thought that an urban legend might just be what was needed to close the school for good.
So, he planted the thought in the minds of his fellow student - using his telepathic abilities - to summon the deadliest of the legends…Bloody Slayer.
The teenagers gathered together over a scrying bowl and chanted the summoning spell together, “Bloody Slayer, Bloody Slayer, Bloody Slayer.” They quickly scanned the room for any hint of somebody appearing, but were disappointed when they turned up nothing.
“Told ya’ it was just a hoax,” one of the girls taunted the group as she moved to the door.
“Then why did you do it?”
“To see the looks on your faces,” she shot back and opened the door…to find a blonde woman in ripped and bloodied clothing and holding a gore-stained sword. She screamed and slammed the door, scrambling back to the safety of the group.
Since she didn’t lock or barricade the door, it wasn’t a big surprise when the door opened to reveal the Bloody Slayer.
“Can anyone tell me where I am and what I’m doing here?” the urban legend asked.
One of the nerdier kids answered, “We summoned you because you’re an urban legend. According to the legend, if you summon the Bloody Slayer, she’ll kill all who are unworthy.”
She raised an eyebrow at that. “Two things: one, unworthy of what? And more importantly, two, are you stupid? Why the hell would you summon something like that?! God, it’s like I’m in a room full of Dawns!” she ranted.
“It’s not like we thought you’d actually appear,” the first girl ventured, seeing as how they weren’t already fighting for their lives.
“This place feels magical, so why wouldn’t you think a summoning would actually happen?” the maybe deadly blonde insisted.
“Because you’re an urban legend! They aren’t supposed to be real!” the teens defended themselves.
The woman sat down on the edge of a couch and started to lecture, “Okay, if the adults around here haven’t told you this already, I’ll tell you now, never, NEVER assume something isn’t real…except leprechauns.”
Nerdy guy raised his hand and interrupted, “Miss Bloody Slayer? Leprechauns are real. We have one as a teacher.”
That flummoxed the woman. “Huh, that screws up my motto. I guess the only thing I can’t believe in anymore is coincidences. By the way, call me Buffy.”
“Buffy?” one of the other boys asked in disbelief. “We were scared of an urban legend named Buffy?!” He started laughing to himself, not noticing when the other kids moved away from him.
Without seeing her move, Buffy was suddenly in his face menacing him with her sword and growling, “Never mock the name!”
He whimpered a little and nodded frantically.
Then her mood swung 180 degrees and she asked, “Okay, so who can send me home? I got demons to kill!”
The students looked at each other in confusion until one of them said, “I think we’ll have to tell the teachers about this so they can send her back.” That caused the rest to groan in disappointment. They were going to be in so much trouble!
A/N: Just spit balling ideas for quick blurbs and the urban legend thing came up. Thought it’d be funny if Buffy turned out to be one in another dimension.