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Are you really that unintelligent? Seriously. I'm a huge fucking bitch, and I hold grudges for fucking EVER. Everyone knows that. So, why would you write about me in your LJ? even one little fucking sentence can get me to bitch mode in two seconds. You must love that I hate you. But, if you really must get me started, here we go:
You're right, completely and utterly correct. I do hate you. I have absolutely no desire to be associated to you, or to even acknowledge your existence.
And for the fucking record, one of your friends told me that you slept with one of your neighbors or something. Not that I really give two shits, but, let's just get that out there. We don't have to use that as an example of how much of a slut you are.
And, again, for the record, I do think that Frank went with you to homecoming to get some ass. But, isn't that why you wanted to go with him? Haven't you said about a million fucking times how much you've wanted to corrupt the kid?
Oh. Yeah. You fucking have.
And didn't I ask you to homecoming first? Wait. Let's think… YEAH I FUCKING DID. And you totally ditched me, and didn't even have the balls to tell me, I think I ended up hearing it from Dave first. So that makes me that bad friend? (You're always the victim awww…)
And why did I also ask Bill to go with us? Because I thought we'd have more fun if he went, it wasn't anything negative, I just wanted our homecoming experience to be *fun* because our dick head boyfriends wouldn't go with us.
Okay, now explain to me how I "claimed him" as my property.
P.S.
I never asked Dave as a date.
You're right, completely and utterly correct. I do hate you. I have absolutely no desire to be associated to you, or to even acknowledge your existence.
And for the fucking record, one of your friends told me that you slept with one of your neighbors or something. Not that I really give two shits, but, let's just get that out there. We don't have to use that as an example of how much of a slut you are.
And, again, for the record, I do think that Frank went with you to homecoming to get some ass. But, isn't that why you wanted to go with him? Haven't you said about a million fucking times how much you've wanted to corrupt the kid?
Oh. Yeah. You fucking have.
And didn't I ask you to homecoming first? Wait. Let's think… YEAH I FUCKING DID. And you totally ditched me, and didn't even have the balls to tell me, I think I ended up hearing it from Dave first. So that makes me that bad friend? (You're always the victim awww…)
And why did I also ask Bill to go with us? Because I thought we'd have more fun if he went, it wasn't anything negative, I just wanted our homecoming experience to be *fun* because our dick head boyfriends wouldn't go with us.
Okay, now explain to me how I "claimed him" as my property.
P.S.
I never asked Dave as a date.