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i saw george effin carlin and it was phenomenal. he is 69 years old, and kept apologising for his lack of intonation because he was getting a cough and that maybe there was something growing in his throat (i wanted so badly to yell out that it was probably a testicle): he is really an old fuck. all new shit, he had papers up with him, prolly both cuz hes old and it was all new. there were three jokes which he indicated we should all share, he also many times before saying them indicated how inappropriate they were and how they crossed lines:
there was a little girl brushing her teeth
when her dad stepped out of the shower. she asked "daddy, when am i going to get a penis?" to which he replied "when mommy leaves for work."
father and son were sitting in their backyard on a porch. father asks "son is there any questions you have about sex?" son replies "whats that hairy patch down below on mommy?" father replies "thats mommy's vulva son" son asks "where is the cunt?" father replies "thats the rest of mommy, son."
how does a hillbilly girl know when her mom has her period? when her brothers dick tastes funny.
He also indicated that they were all family jokes, and that we were to tell them to our family. ill admit i didnt laugh at all of them.........ALso the guy that opened for him was vance gilbert, really cool guy if you ever get to hear his stuff: did comedy mixed with guitar playing and singing (amazing voice), and some beat boxing: he looked like, 50, and was really impressive.
SCHOOL IS OVER ON THE 18TH, AFTER WHICH I PLAN ON DOING MANY DRUGS AND DANCING A WHOLE LOT! i hope i get to see you fuckers soon, i miss you.
there was a little girl brushing her teeth
when her dad stepped out of the shower. she asked "daddy, when am i going to get a penis?" to which he replied "when mommy leaves for work."
father and son were sitting in their backyard on a porch. father asks "son is there any questions you have about sex?" son replies "whats that hairy patch down below on mommy?" father replies "thats mommy's vulva son" son asks "where is the cunt?" father replies "thats the rest of mommy, son."
how does a hillbilly girl know when her mom has her period? when her brothers dick tastes funny.
He also indicated that they were all family jokes, and that we were to tell them to our family. ill admit i didnt laugh at all of them.........ALso the guy that opened for him was vance gilbert, really cool guy if you ever get to hear his stuff: did comedy mixed with guitar playing and singing (amazing voice), and some beat boxing: he looked like, 50, and was really impressive.
SCHOOL IS OVER ON THE 18TH, AFTER WHICH I PLAN ON DOING MANY DRUGS AND DANCING A WHOLE LOT! i hope i get to see you fuckers soon, i miss you.