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Sep 20, 2009 20:58

I apologize for the long wait, folks! Duel Spirit News is back! We've had a very long legal battle for Black Feather rights, and have won back the ability to print the news! The full details of this will be in our print issue, available all over the 12 dimensions and select stores in the most remote parts of Alaska, if you can find some Ice Boundary guys who are willing to share.

Breaking news! It's official! The Mental Sphere has come out of it's millennium long neutrality and declared alliance with Earth! Pictured here is the human hybrid of the Mental Sphere Daemon, declaring the alliance. The trio of Psychic Emperors ruling the country itself while the Daemon takes a more hands on role on observing Earth have agreed with their leader's declaration, although they're still in debate on if his choice in human form make him a transsexual.

When asked, they denied any comment on anything related to the Sanctuary in the Sky, especially not in relation to the recently crippled Zerato. This reporter personally believes that Zerato just broke his leg and is being a big baby. Don't put that in the article, guys!

In other news, Phoenix Gearfried's court case has finally ended, with the Judgeman ruling that he will serve a century in the Iron Chain correctional facility for inappropriately touching the young and challenged Lady of Fire. Our print issue will have the full article, and pictures of the Lady of Fire's skirt malfunction! Be sire to pick it up, folks!

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