so basically im going to describe a shitload of my good friends.
and you have to try to guess if you are one of them. (i stole it from you mikeY)
--it wont be that hard to guess -- lol
1-you were one of my first friends ever. we had a lot of rough patches but thats just because we're competitive mother fuckers. But a frienship that shines through dark times is worth keeping around.
2-i met you through mutual friends but we didnt get close until last year. you're a really big support factor in my life. plus we're going to have sex in the library with pat one of these days.
3-i've known you since kindergarden and first thought of you as the weird girl who like sports. but now you're one of my best friends and its weird not being in school with you. i miss you and our catching tadpoles at the golf course.
4-I pretty much hated you freshman year because you were smarter then everyone. but you were my mom on the sailing trip and i realized i could morph you into being a hoe like me. now we're unseperable and we have bad family lives but it gets us through.
5-i didnt even talk to you all that much when i was at mcternan. now i talk to you all the time. we hate people and are very critical of them but it works for us. plus i love how you have dirty dreams of dorthy and you love black singers.
6-you were one of my first friends at mcternan. you're bubbly just like me and i love it. we stayed friends through every little small mcternan bullshit drama and thats how you know a friendship is strong enough. now you're going to be a big dancing star in NY and i'll miss you more then is healthy for a person.
7-my newest friend who i have crazy hot sex with all the time. we dress like sluts, act like sluts, hell we are sluts. this summer is going to be nuts. i love you so much you're awesome and i need to piddle
8-i met you two years ago and we finally got to hang out for the first time a month ago? well it was worth the wait because im pretty sure that was one of the best nights ever, scarey dogs included. you always tell me im beautiful even if i dont believe you. and you keep all my pictures. dear god. and you're also a really good kisser.. i mean.. oh and i want my song you boob whore! 0:o)
9-lets see you're funny a good friend sweet caring and incredibly sexy. you took me to wicked and i think i cried. you were one of my first friends at holy cross and i love you dearly, even though your driving sucks and scares me a little.
10-we were in the play together but we didnt get close until after when we realized we were in the same lunch and then like a fool you droped those trays and i fell in love with you! you got me through a lot of hard times this year and i cant wait for summer and senior yr! BE SAFE! and boys suck!
11-i met you online and thought you were a 70 yr old child raper haha. then i had that man crush on you. oh and surprisingly you're an amazing cook. but thats because you're a mamas boy. but you send me flowers that say "to paige love hermin" so my mom wont catch on.
12-you fucking homo i'll huggle you anytime. mmmm butt sex? duude i was the only girl you've ever kissed. whatta freak. americas next top model's got nothing on us! my rican<33
13-we go way back to random basketball camps when that kid panced you and the other girl screamed "eww i see his private" you are madly in love with me and are under my spell.. and you snuck me into that club in NY and im never going to a club with you ever again. mmkay
14-i met you on a goddamn buss coming from church and i flirted with you and we dated for a week. you're the only boy that can see he wasnt dumped by me! im glad we became friends again. and watching movies with you is always entertaing. espically on my bed with my mom walking by every ten seconds. hahaha
15-i've known you since you did that play at blessed sacerment and your the hottest younger then me kid ever. art class with you is so much fun because you're absolutely hysterical. i hope you and hillary duff get married one day and then you have an affair with britney spears because i would tape it all.
ehh ihave so many more awesome friends but thats all for now because my hands hurt and my phones ringing
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LAUREN
L
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Loud
A
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Ambitious
U
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Unforgettable
R
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Rich
E
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Elegant
N
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Nervy
What Does Your Name Mean? You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You? The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to obedience and warmth.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart? What You Really Think Of Your Friends
Melissa is your soulmate.
You truly love Hefferon.
You consider Bob your true friend.
You know that Vaughany is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Stace for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Ashley is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Kevin is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Mikey is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Mikey changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Jimmy is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Jimmy has a hidden internet romance.
What Do You Think of Your Friends? Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 80%
Sloth: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Greed: 40%
Lust: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Pride: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46%
You will die in a duel.
How Sinful Are You? Your Birthdate: February 23
With a birthday on the 23rd of the month (5 energy) you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them.
You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas.
You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel.
You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable.
Your mind is quick, clever and analytical.
A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine.
You may have a tendency to shirk responsibility.
Very sociable, you make friends easily and you are an excellent traveling companion.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean? You Are 21 Years Old
21
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act? (yah legal to drink) haha