Next! Hello one and all! May I present to you the beginnings of the Pokemon Emerald Screencap Walkthrough! WEEEEEEE!
Basically I am going to go through the game, give you guys some screencaps, and maybe actually get through this without destroying myself or the game. Granted there's a LOT of stuff I can do in this game, and I'll try to cover as much of it as I can. Or what I want, idk. I think I'll aim to fill the pokedex as much as I can (becuase I can't really trade on this thing), so let's get started in the world of pokemon!
Btw it should be noted that I have indeed NEVER played this game before. Some people said it was, like, the worst generation or something, but let's just see. I like pokemon so this'll be interesting
SO WITHOUT FURTHUR ADU LET'S GET STARTED!!!
OOO. VERY pretty wet leaves.
GAMEFREAK. YOSH. ILU AND IHU
Imma skip the opening video
POKEMON DERP
and .....giant lizard snake thing. Rayquaza rawr.
uh huh
uh oh. Something tells me this won't be good.
After I went to options and made the text go faster, it's time for a new game!
Huh. Something tells me green's a recurring theme here.
WILD MAN appears!
YOU BETTER BE
Well he seems nice :)
.......I'm sure that's a ball, good sir. Some professor you are
AAAAND IT'S A WALKING LILYPAD. FROM A BALL. WTF
Is it bad that I instantly thought of the playboy bunnies here? jw
YES CAGE MATCHES wait wut
I wonder how many kids have by now run up to their parents and said I WANNA BE A POKEMON PROFESSOR WHEN I GROW UP!
I AM YOUR FATHER *shot*
Though I think the boy is A LOT cuter than the girl, I'm gonna be politically correct
Seriously are those front pigtails or something? I mean really wtf
Oh and LOADS of green yet again
Doop doop doop
I AM SO GREAT WITH NAMES
Wait
Well I sure don't
WAIT A MINUTE DAMMIT
How does he know that?!
I'm the protagonist and I have NO IDEA what's going on!
Oh no wait that's normal
Still I dunno if I like the idea of an old man following my every move very appealing
I know what goes on at the "daycare" you whores you can't fool me
black screen is black
OHSHI HE KIDNAPPED ME I KNEW IT
Dirty old fart
Seriously though see her butt? Why exactly is it so big?
Her packs are on her hips not her ass
But nothing in the truck except old porn or something, idk
Bwoop
Mom? Parents exist here?
Oh wait no they suck GREAT PARENTING THERE MOM
I think I'm getting a "tree-themed" vibe here too
If someone mentions wood I think I might just shoot myself right here and now
I wonder where we're from and if we can go back plz
no in fact I don't
FINE show me my room.
Imma lock my door and play video games for the rest of my life kthx
Oh great she's lazy too
Where's my dad is he cool?
I'm sure he'll pop up eventually right?
FINE I'M GOING
Betcha Mom's a whore too idk
Or a soccer mom
You know I'm not sure which is worse
Or if there's a difference
See dad should be cool
Seriously though a soccer mom backed up into our little red car AND BROKE IT
We know this because she had one of those dumb soccer ball stickers on her window. And she looked the part too so whatever
OHAI a clock who knew
no pfff I'll just leave it
Wait is there even school here?
Is it bad that I woke up not too long ago?
crap the lock doesn't work
OH DUDE there's a gamecube in here? SWEET
Stop talking I wanna see my gamecube dammit
HEY KIDS ANIMAL LABOR IS COOOOOL!
LEAVE
Hahaha omg YES
I am never leaving this room
Seriously give me Animal Crossing I'm so done with life
Okay back to business
There's a map...
A note book...
wut
SWEET a computer!
.....that I can't do anything on.
Awesome
Screw this Imma go downstairs
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
and what do you want mother
WAIT WHAT
The dad's a GYM LEADER?!?!
WHAT
IS HE A JANITOR THERE OR WHAT
I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIS FRIENDS TELL ME DAMMIT
.........
crap
Well there's nothing else to do in here so I guess I'll go see the guy tracking my every move
Nothing weird about that or anything
HEY THERE'S PEOPLE!!
So is your size
uh huh
Research?
what kind of research?
Are there kids involved?
OH GREAT he's a deadbeat dad too
Points are not in your favor Prof Birch
Whatever Imma explore some more
Cool someplace new let's go-
WHAT
Seriously? I can't push a tiny kid aside?
Bah
Fine. TO THE LAB!
Seriously have they ever actually experimented on pokemon?
I wanna try!
NO WAY. WHERE'S HIS CLONE I WANNA TALK TO HIM
If it involves kids I'm calling Chris Hansen
I'd imagine
WOW
REALLY
How sad is that?
This place in boring for a lab
BACK OUTSIDE
VBHDJFIOVNBWOVINBW LET ME THROUGH
FINE let's go to the only other house here
Seriously are the people wandering around here homeless or something?
Drumroll please!
Cause that's a totally normal name a parent would name their child
Mawww! Then again there doesn't seem to be a plethora of decent friends around here.
Let's talk to a boy eeeeee
The little girl didn't have anything interesting to say (which is
probably like most people in this game so I'll cut those out) so
onward upstairs!
With an odd sense of deja vu, I decide to go yoink that pokeball
CAUGHT!
What no I'm not doing anything
Is there an upstairs that I missed or something? I was SURE he was
supposed to be up here or something
............
What kind of logic is THAT?!?!
On the plus side SWEET MY DAD'S A GYM LEADER
My dad's cooler than your dad ohoho~
Kid, I've been here, like, ten frickin minutes
Psh. Some Father-Son time THAT is
Irked that I couldn't take the pokeball, I venture outside again...
...to find the girl had moved
You really need to work on that stutter sweetie
So let me get this straight
You wouldn't let me out before because I didn't have any pokemon
But now that they're bitching and whining out there you're sending ME out to see what's going on
Perfect logic game. Totally flawless.
Who's that pokemon?!
Professor. what am I saying...
Is he getting chased around by a little dog?
Hahaha he IS! What a wimp he turned out to be!
And what do you want ME to do about it?
Whatever, I'm gone.
Birch: DON'T LEAVE ME BAWWWWWWWW
AUGH FINE
Let's see these balls of yours
Wait
Aaaand here's where I'll leave you hanging
Will I get around to saving Birch? Or will he get mauled by the verocious puppy? DO WE EVEN CARE?!
Tune in next time to see what happens next!!!
I hope you guys liked the first part! Let me know what you think, if there are improvements to be had, names for pokemon, whatever! I like the messages! ^____^