Believe Me.
It's been a long fucking time, hasn't it? Yes. Yes it has. How are you? Oh good. I'm great, thanks for asking. Oh? What's that? You didn't? Well fuck you too! Asswipe. Get the fuck outta here!
Dipshits.
Do you realize how hard it is to get slushified Sprite out of a 20 oz. bottle? Pretty fucking hard.
I should be at work. But I'm not. I had some problems. But I'm ok now. I duct taped the monkey in my head, and I threw the fucker in the closet. He won't be causing any problems for a good long while. But that bird in my mouth that says bad things... he's a pain. I can't catch his ass. Fucking birds. And their feathers. Fuck em' all.
It appears that no matter how much pushing or pulling I do, no matter how hard I try, or how little I do... I can't keep my room clean. No, I'm serious, come look at it. It's a goddamned disaster.
That's it. My muse has fluttered away. That, and the hydrocodone is kicking in. Peace, bitches.
Dipshits.
Do you realize how hard it is to get slushified Sprite out of a 20 oz. bottle? Pretty fucking hard.
I should be at work. But I'm not. I had some problems. But I'm ok now. I duct taped the monkey in my head, and I threw the fucker in the closet. He won't be causing any problems for a good long while. But that bird in my mouth that says bad things... he's a pain. I can't catch his ass. Fucking birds. And their feathers. Fuck em' all.
It appears that no matter how much pushing or pulling I do, no matter how hard I try, or how little I do... I can't keep my room clean. No, I'm serious, come look at it. It's a goddamned disaster.
That's it. My muse has fluttered away. That, and the hydrocodone is kicking in. Peace, bitches.