I'm HOME
yes im bak! i had a fun new years. i went to the hazen airport and drank and danced. woohoo! actuallly it was kinda boring. you know youre in a small town when you run into everyone you in town and you dance with the girl who cut ur hair.
i have blond highlights. make any dumb blond jokes right now, i dont want to hear them at skool.
this is crazy:
by limitedbythesky
twirlqueen222's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 3% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 03:03:47 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 06:29:21 PM
Alco Money! : $ 570
Guests of Honour
come_takeapeice is a neurotic Agnostic and a constantly polaxed mofo. come_takeapeice drank 1 Sambucca, 8 Whiskeys.
lollipopdvl is a fiery Wiccan as well as a part-time heavy drinker who keeps a tally of how many people they've led to suicide on MSN. lollipopdvl drank 13 Vodkas.
hex_the_ex is an easy-going Hindu and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. hex_the_ex drank 2 Absinthes, 2 Tequilas, 4 Hot Toddys.
ballo_di_pancia is a cast down Agnostic. ballo_di_pancia drank 8 Brandys, 1 Red Wine.
yay4ferrets is a spirited Buddhist. yay4ferrets drank 3 Pernods, 2 Ales, 3 Ciders, 1 Stout, 3 White Wines.
uptown_side is a good-natured Muslim. uptown_side drank 3 Kahluas, 14 Vodkas.
twirlqueen222 is an unfortunate Liberal Christian. twirlqueen222 drank 2 Lagers.
bandgeek288 is a stable Muslim. bandgeek288 drank 14 Kahluas.
lonelighthouse is a stricken Atheist and a bumbling, stumbling, bona-fide drunk. lonelighthouse drank 2 Gins, 2 Cognacs, 5 Poteens, 4 Tequilas.
spawnofallevil is a disconsolate Buddhist and is a real devotee to the happy juice. spawnofallevil drank 17 Champagnes.
eldiablokitty is a fiery Fundementalist Christian and a newbie drinker who constantly reprimands children for typos on internet forums. eldiablokitty decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
mirrorchild is a lethargic Buddhist. mirrorchild drank 19 Pilsners.
director2b89 is a constipated Wiccan. director2b89 drank 4 Coffee Liqueurs, 1 Pulque, 1 Brandy.
Sick!
You should not allow the following LJ user's in your home without a sickbag in their immediate area - lollipopdvl, hex_the_ex, yay4ferrets, uptown_side, bandgeek288, spawnofallevil, mirrorchild
Fights
'I know your sort director2b89, you wander around cursing everything that is good and true in life. Jesus said....' director2b89 jumped up before eldiablokitty could even finish the sentence and began smothering the God-Botherer with a pillow.
lonelighthouse and eldiablokitty got into a brutal fist fight after lonelighthouse made a flippant remark along the lines of 'If God has a dick, I basically think we are all fucked'.
Lovers
Whilst it may seem like their relationship is doomed to a one night stand, we sincerely hope that both eldiablokitty and mirrorchild will see the light and become eternal snugglebunnys.
The Drunkest
Dear God mirrorchild! I cannot bear the smell! Your breathe is like a dank beer soaked cellar!
Random Events
uptown_side was arrested for screaming "Hot Sushi Yon Kebab!" at a war veteran
who happened to be hobbling past the house at the time.
the room stood in awe as eldiablokitty declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of
red wine over mirrorchild's head.
Happy New Year!
Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!
Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!
i have blond highlights. make any dumb blond jokes right now, i dont want to hear them at skool.
this is crazy:
by limitedbythesky
twirlqueen222's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 3% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 03:03:47 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 06:29:21 PM
Alco Money! : $ 570
Guests of Honour
come_takeapeice is a neurotic Agnostic and a constantly polaxed mofo. come_takeapeice drank 1 Sambucca, 8 Whiskeys.
lollipopdvl is a fiery Wiccan as well as a part-time heavy drinker who keeps a tally of how many people they've led to suicide on MSN. lollipopdvl drank 13 Vodkas.
hex_the_ex is an easy-going Hindu and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. hex_the_ex drank 2 Absinthes, 2 Tequilas, 4 Hot Toddys.
ballo_di_pancia is a cast down Agnostic. ballo_di_pancia drank 8 Brandys, 1 Red Wine.
yay4ferrets is a spirited Buddhist. yay4ferrets drank 3 Pernods, 2 Ales, 3 Ciders, 1 Stout, 3 White Wines.
uptown_side is a good-natured Muslim. uptown_side drank 3 Kahluas, 14 Vodkas.
twirlqueen222 is an unfortunate Liberal Christian. twirlqueen222 drank 2 Lagers.
bandgeek288 is a stable Muslim. bandgeek288 drank 14 Kahluas.
lonelighthouse is a stricken Atheist and a bumbling, stumbling, bona-fide drunk. lonelighthouse drank 2 Gins, 2 Cognacs, 5 Poteens, 4 Tequilas.
spawnofallevil is a disconsolate Buddhist and is a real devotee to the happy juice. spawnofallevil drank 17 Champagnes.
eldiablokitty is a fiery Fundementalist Christian and a newbie drinker who constantly reprimands children for typos on internet forums. eldiablokitty decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
mirrorchild is a lethargic Buddhist. mirrorchild drank 19 Pilsners.
director2b89 is a constipated Wiccan. director2b89 drank 4 Coffee Liqueurs, 1 Pulque, 1 Brandy.
Sick!
You should not allow the following LJ user's in your home without a sickbag in their immediate area - lollipopdvl, hex_the_ex, yay4ferrets, uptown_side, bandgeek288, spawnofallevil, mirrorchild
Fights
'I know your sort director2b89, you wander around cursing everything that is good and true in life. Jesus said....' director2b89 jumped up before eldiablokitty could even finish the sentence and began smothering the God-Botherer with a pillow.
lonelighthouse and eldiablokitty got into a brutal fist fight after lonelighthouse made a flippant remark along the lines of 'If God has a dick, I basically think we are all fucked'.
Lovers
Whilst it may seem like their relationship is doomed to a one night stand, we sincerely hope that both eldiablokitty and mirrorchild will see the light and become eternal snugglebunnys.
The Drunkest
Dear God mirrorchild! I cannot bear the smell! Your breathe is like a dank beer soaked cellar!
Random Events
uptown_side was arrested for screaming "Hot Sushi Yon Kebab!" at a war veteran
who happened to be hobbling past the house at the time.
the room stood in awe as eldiablokitty declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of
red wine over mirrorchild's head.
Happy New Year!
Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!
Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!