Title: Don't Marry Her
Author: Savagewoman
Rating: PG for mild swearing. Twincesty undertones.
Summary: George is getting married. Fred doesn't like the idea.
Notes: Deathly Hallows denial. I got the idea from the Beautiful South song Don't Marry Her, namely the album version. In my mind, Fred and George have always, even in canon, belonged together. I don't think either of them could really live without the other. Xposted, like mine always are.
Story:
(Fake Cut) EDIT: Seriously kicking myself now... The freakin' story was missing the last line! The most important one too, at that. It's fixed now.