Johnson's newest and fastest-rising employee
Prior to Wednesday, 2 weeks ago:
- lie on the couch all day and watch TV
Wednesday, 2 weeks ago:
- start shitty, low-paying job sorting mail at Johnson Inc. (an insurance company I never heard of).
The next day:
- realize the job i'm doing SUCKS and plan to leave when temp contract is up.
Sometime between then and the following Wednesday:
- learn they want to move me to a desk job
- have interview where I somehow impressed them
- write a stupid logic and personality test, which I ace
The following Wednesday:
- accept a permanent job offer to move to Long Term Disability insurance claims, although I have no idea how insurance works, or what i'll be doing
Present day:
- still in the mailroom, but being paid my new salary
- still have no idea what i'll be doing
- lie on the couch all day and watch TV
Wednesday, 2 weeks ago:
- start shitty, low-paying job sorting mail at Johnson Inc. (an insurance company I never heard of).
The next day:
- realize the job i'm doing SUCKS and plan to leave when temp contract is up.
Sometime between then and the following Wednesday:
- learn they want to move me to a desk job
- have interview where I somehow impressed them
- write a stupid logic and personality test, which I ace
The following Wednesday:
- accept a permanent job offer to move to Long Term Disability insurance claims, although I have no idea how insurance works, or what i'll be doing
Present day:
- still in the mailroom, but being paid my new salary
- still have no idea what i'll be doing