My idol...
I wanna be just like 
Centy Lady when i grow up. She's so nice and happy and everybody likes her and people respect her and she wears such nice shiny things, even if they are black instead of white and she smells nice and I like her toys and she gets to work in a nice big building with lots of other people that also don't wear white clothes but that's okay because they're all nice to me and she has the prettiest kitty in her office and i like taking rides on him when she's not around because I know it would bother her if she found out so I'm not gonna tell her and I hope none of you do either.
Centy Lady when i grow up. She's so nice and happy and everybody likes her and people respect her and she wears such nice shiny things, even if they are black instead of white and she smells nice and I like her toys and she gets to work in a nice big building with lots of other people that also don't wear white clothes but that's okay because they're all nice to me and she has the prettiest kitty in her office and i like taking rides on him when she's not around because I know it would bother her if she found out so I'm not gonna tell her and I hope none of you do either.