your mother
Well, actually it's my mother, but the early 90s insult sounded so good!
My mom called me today. Just to tell me that she missed having me around.
She wanted to know when I was coming back for Thanksgiving so she could have my old bedroom ready for me. She can't seem to figure out where my bed went or when it went missing. Silly Kathy. Maybe you shouldn't leave your doors unlocked in Dorchester! I realize you have lived there your whole life but c'mon, that's my comfy cozy bed that is MIA. what the heck?
Truth be told my brother probably took it to put in one of his extra bedrooms in the house he bought DIRECTLY across from my mom's. That's right folks, Joe lives within hopscotch distance as mommy. Intriguing. I live 893 miles away.
Who's the pussy now?
My mom called me today. Just to tell me that she missed having me around.
She wanted to know when I was coming back for Thanksgiving so she could have my old bedroom ready for me. She can't seem to figure out where my bed went or when it went missing. Silly Kathy. Maybe you shouldn't leave your doors unlocked in Dorchester! I realize you have lived there your whole life but c'mon, that's my comfy cozy bed that is MIA. what the heck?
Truth be told my brother probably took it to put in one of his extra bedrooms in the house he bought DIRECTLY across from my mom's. That's right folks, Joe lives within hopscotch distance as mommy. Intriguing. I live 893 miles away.
Who's the pussy now?