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Dear Dinosaur Kiddies,
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch! Alright, so I've got lots of lame news that is very important to me and very non-important to most other dinosaurs.
1. Jack is my faveorite boy.
2. I SAW MASTER & COMMANDER TODAY.
3. Jack is my faveorite boy.
4. I SAW MASTER & COMMANDER TODAY.
Yesterday, the phone rang and my mum answered it and then held up the phone to me whispering, "JACKie Chan!" and I was like, "Aww, mom!" and sure enough it was Jack calling to ask what time he should pick me up. We settled on 3:45 and I gave out this stupid giggle when he said something funny and my dad gave me a suspicious look. My dad is so silly, he was all, "Does this 'Jack' kid drive safely?" and then Jack pulls up in his dad's Japanese 1978 VW Beetle with the steering wheel on the right side and my dad is practically giggling over the car like I was on the phone. Jack came up the driveway and shook my dad's hand and I nearly died from the sweetness of that (oh yeah and my dad was like, "Nice to meet you, what's your name?" even though Jack totally came to that good-bye party I threw for Elise), and then my dad cooed and awwed over the car and looked at its engine and said mechanical engineerey type things and offered to buy it and I'm like, yeah we're gonna be late Daddy-O so he finally lets us go after having his afternoon snack of manly car inspecting. So then we drove off and I'm realizing that I'm being extremely detailed about this whole thing and the story dosen't end 'till 10:30 p.m. so let me try and quicken the pace a little. We drove to UH and whenever a 'cool' car passed by us, I'd say, "Our car is cooler then yours" and some people stared and the whole time we listened to the Disney channel. And I tried to roll down my window but apparently only the Hulk is qualified to roll down the window and Jack leaned over me to help me roll it down and I nearly died from Jack Perfume. We parked in the parking garage in the 'A' section (example of a detail I could easily leave out), too bad we didn't park in the 'K' section because I could've said something like, "WOW WE'RE IN THE K SECTION YOU KNOW THERE ARE LOTS OF WORDS THAT START WITH K EXAMPLE KISS PERHAPS WHAT YOU WANNA KISS ME WELL ALRIGHT."
HUZZAH, ISA IS OBSESSED AND PSYCHO AND NEEDS TO CALM DOWN.
So at the swim meet, Jack & I were the only dinosaur kids from our team there so we found our own little corner to park all our stuff and sit next to each other and Coach Keith was there to ruin any possible romantic moments by cracking corny jokes. I swam 100 breast, 200 breast and 50 free and saw some of the usual kiddies I see at meets and ohmigosh Rayfe this wee little kiddy who used to be two feet tall and was really cute suddenly turned into this lean mean monster machine I swear he's twice the height I saw him last. So is Kekoa who is like Rayfe but cuter and nicer and it was so adorable talking to him because his voice is still changing and it kept squeaking an' stuff. And this girl Kim or something came over to talk to Jack and she and I sort of know each other so we were like, "HI WHAT'S UP WOW!" but I could tell she came over just to talk to Jack, and Jack was polite and stand-offish and then she left and we continued on our interesting conversation that turned very boring when she came over and I was very very amused by the notion that perhaps she thought we were one of those 'couple' things. Then Jack asked me if I'd like to go get a bite to eat after the meet and I nearly DIED because I had like these top secret spy plans in my head. Plan A: Ask him to go see Master & Commander. Plan A fails because Jack is taking SATs early the next day & can't stay out late. Plan B: Ask him if we should 'grab a bite to eat' on our way back home. Seriously, I DIED when he asked first. Like, holy crap.
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY AM I ACTING LIKE FREAKING LIZZIE MAGUIRE? I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE BECAUSE I'M TOTALLY IN LIKE LIKE LIKE SORT OF LOVE! GRR THIS IS SO LAME!
Then it started raining and we both thought it looked like snow. Then we were done with our events and off we went on an extraordinary adventure throughout Honolulu also known as Isa Thinks She Knows The Way to Gracie's But Actually Dosen't. So we're winding our way through streets and finally give up and decide to stop at a little shopping center somewhere on Kapiolani Blvd. and go to the Curry House. I had never been to the Curry House before, and holy crap it is the CUTEST PLACE EVER. It's all yellow and reminds me of Happy Family Plan on KIKU and they have adorable curry cartoon characters. We sat down and talked about when Jack used to live in Japan (I know. Let's all be extremely jealous of him right now.) and saw a sign that said, "NO OVER THE FENCE." in English. And we talked about EuroDisney and rollercoasters and Japanese bath houses and shopping centers. We ordered our curry and filled out the little comments form, checking the appropiate boxes and writing, "Love the spaghetti, authentic Italian food" in the little comment box. Jack's curry arrived first, and we were still talking about who knows what and after a while I realized he was waiting for my meal to arrive before he started eating! OH MY GOSH ADORABLE ADORABLE ADORABLE ADORABLE. I demanded he start without me and stop being such a sweet adorable gentleman. Then my curry arrived and it was quite delicious.
EVERYONE STOP READING MY ENTRY (NO DOUBT YOU ALREADY HAVE) BECAUSE I AM JUST MS. VALENTINE'S DAY EXPLOSION PSYCHO RIGHT NOW.
Afterwards, we were heading back to the car but got distracted by a Japanese candy store. They had the COOLEST FOREIGN CANDY E-V-E-R and I bought some Japanese candy for Xmas gifts, and Jack and I split the cost of assorted marshmellow creme candy creatures. Chocolate, apple, grape, and honey! It was so adorable selecting little candies from little containers and using apple red tongs to scoop them up and put them in cool Japanese plastic bags. Jack also got some hawflakes for Xmas gifts and we discussed our Xmas wishlists (Jack: clothes. Sheena: Barbie™ watch and dinosaurs.). Then we drove home and spent the time talking and me opening the Japanese candy wrappers for him, and listening to Disney radio and me wishing I could pet his hair. Then he dropped me off and I said thank you very much and we grinned or something stupid like that and I gathered my stuff and noticed his adorable shiny black dancer man shoes for ROTC. YEGADS he is just too cute for the School of Charm.
OKAY EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ISA TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE BECAUSE SHE HAS OFFICIALLY CAUGHT THE PSYCHO DISEASE.
I'd write about Master & Commander, but the first person who gets to hear about it will get to hear about it personally from yours truly. Love you all and good-night, dearies!
Sheena B. Dinosaur, Professional Psycho In-Love
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch! Alright, so I've got lots of lame news that is very important to me and very non-important to most other dinosaurs.
1. Jack is my faveorite boy.
2. I SAW MASTER & COMMANDER TODAY.
3. Jack is my faveorite boy.
4. I SAW MASTER & COMMANDER TODAY.
Yesterday, the phone rang and my mum answered it and then held up the phone to me whispering, "JACKie Chan!" and I was like, "Aww, mom!" and sure enough it was Jack calling to ask what time he should pick me up. We settled on 3:45 and I gave out this stupid giggle when he said something funny and my dad gave me a suspicious look. My dad is so silly, he was all, "Does this 'Jack' kid drive safely?" and then Jack pulls up in his dad's Japanese 1978 VW Beetle with the steering wheel on the right side and my dad is practically giggling over the car like I was on the phone. Jack came up the driveway and shook my dad's hand and I nearly died from the sweetness of that (oh yeah and my dad was like, "Nice to meet you, what's your name?" even though Jack totally came to that good-bye party I threw for Elise), and then my dad cooed and awwed over the car and looked at its engine and said mechanical engineerey type things and offered to buy it and I'm like, yeah we're gonna be late Daddy-O so he finally lets us go after having his afternoon snack of manly car inspecting. So then we drove off and I'm realizing that I'm being extremely detailed about this whole thing and the story dosen't end 'till 10:30 p.m. so let me try and quicken the pace a little. We drove to UH and whenever a 'cool' car passed by us, I'd say, "Our car is cooler then yours" and some people stared and the whole time we listened to the Disney channel. And I tried to roll down my window but apparently only the Hulk is qualified to roll down the window and Jack leaned over me to help me roll it down and I nearly died from Jack Perfume. We parked in the parking garage in the 'A' section (example of a detail I could easily leave out), too bad we didn't park in the 'K' section because I could've said something like, "WOW WE'RE IN THE K SECTION YOU KNOW THERE ARE LOTS OF WORDS THAT START WITH K EXAMPLE KISS PERHAPS WHAT YOU WANNA KISS ME WELL ALRIGHT."
HUZZAH, ISA IS OBSESSED AND PSYCHO AND NEEDS TO CALM DOWN.
So at the swim meet, Jack & I were the only dinosaur kids from our team there so we found our own little corner to park all our stuff and sit next to each other and Coach Keith was there to ruin any possible romantic moments by cracking corny jokes. I swam 100 breast, 200 breast and 50 free and saw some of the usual kiddies I see at meets and ohmigosh Rayfe this wee little kiddy who used to be two feet tall and was really cute suddenly turned into this lean mean monster machine I swear he's twice the height I saw him last. So is Kekoa who is like Rayfe but cuter and nicer and it was so adorable talking to him because his voice is still changing and it kept squeaking an' stuff. And this girl Kim or something came over to talk to Jack and she and I sort of know each other so we were like, "HI WHAT'S UP WOW!" but I could tell she came over just to talk to Jack, and Jack was polite and stand-offish and then she left and we continued on our interesting conversation that turned very boring when she came over and I was very very amused by the notion that perhaps she thought we were one of those 'couple' things. Then Jack asked me if I'd like to go get a bite to eat after the meet and I nearly DIED because I had like these top secret spy plans in my head. Plan A: Ask him to go see Master & Commander. Plan A fails because Jack is taking SATs early the next day & can't stay out late. Plan B: Ask him if we should 'grab a bite to eat' on our way back home. Seriously, I DIED when he asked first. Like, holy crap.
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY AM I ACTING LIKE FREAKING LIZZIE MAGUIRE? I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE BECAUSE I'M TOTALLY IN LIKE LIKE LIKE SORT OF LOVE! GRR THIS IS SO LAME!
Then it started raining and we both thought it looked like snow. Then we were done with our events and off we went on an extraordinary adventure throughout Honolulu also known as Isa Thinks She Knows The Way to Gracie's But Actually Dosen't. So we're winding our way through streets and finally give up and decide to stop at a little shopping center somewhere on Kapiolani Blvd. and go to the Curry House. I had never been to the Curry House before, and holy crap it is the CUTEST PLACE EVER. It's all yellow and reminds me of Happy Family Plan on KIKU and they have adorable curry cartoon characters. We sat down and talked about when Jack used to live in Japan (I know. Let's all be extremely jealous of him right now.) and saw a sign that said, "NO OVER THE FENCE." in English. And we talked about EuroDisney and rollercoasters and Japanese bath houses and shopping centers. We ordered our curry and filled out the little comments form, checking the appropiate boxes and writing, "Love the spaghetti, authentic Italian food" in the little comment box. Jack's curry arrived first, and we were still talking about who knows what and after a while I realized he was waiting for my meal to arrive before he started eating! OH MY GOSH ADORABLE ADORABLE ADORABLE ADORABLE. I demanded he start without me and stop being such a sweet adorable gentleman. Then my curry arrived and it was quite delicious.
EVERYONE STOP READING MY ENTRY (NO DOUBT YOU ALREADY HAVE) BECAUSE I AM JUST MS. VALENTINE'S DAY EXPLOSION PSYCHO RIGHT NOW.
Afterwards, we were heading back to the car but got distracted by a Japanese candy store. They had the COOLEST FOREIGN CANDY E-V-E-R and I bought some Japanese candy for Xmas gifts, and Jack and I split the cost of assorted marshmellow creme candy creatures. Chocolate, apple, grape, and honey! It was so adorable selecting little candies from little containers and using apple red tongs to scoop them up and put them in cool Japanese plastic bags. Jack also got some hawflakes for Xmas gifts and we discussed our Xmas wishlists (Jack: clothes. Sheena: Barbie™ watch and dinosaurs.). Then we drove home and spent the time talking and me opening the Japanese candy wrappers for him, and listening to Disney radio and me wishing I could pet his hair. Then he dropped me off and I said thank you very much and we grinned or something stupid like that and I gathered my stuff and noticed his adorable shiny black dancer man shoes for ROTC. YEGADS he is just too cute for the School of Charm.
OKAY EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ISA TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE BECAUSE SHE HAS OFFICIALLY CAUGHT THE PSYCHO DISEASE.
I'd write about Master & Commander, but the first person who gets to hear about it will get to hear about it personally from yours truly. Love you all and good-night, dearies!
Sheena B. Dinosaur, Professional Psycho In-Love