Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Coal
You haven't been *that* naughty this year
Santa is just screwing with you
What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking? You Are Coke
A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer.
Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party.
Your best soda match: Mountain Dew
Stay away from:Dr Pepper
What Kind of Soda Are You? You Are Best Described By...
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By Jim Dine
What Famous Work of Art Are You?
The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz