Dysfuntionality, comminality---where's my shagmuffin? boyfriend?!

[twinkle_toes__]

I'm back!

Nothing like some dysfuntial family time to get you feeling more grateful for what you have. Or at least what you're missing.

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[nomudbloods]

You're home! I--uh. Wait. Just went off for a drink with boys. Be right there for shagging and such.

((Let's pretend this isn't the same night Ant and Wilkes are killing peeps, okay? I'm on YM, yo. Ninja mode. :) ))

[twinkle_toes__]

I'm home! Well, what else would I do? It's difficult to start without you, don't you think? Huuuuurry! Leave them to fend for themselves.

((I THINK I MISSED YOU!! OH NOES!!))

[nomudbloods]

I'd be terribly jealous if you started without me. I'm huuuurying.

((I missed you too!! -_-))

[twinkle_toes__]

Please do, I've miss you something horrible. I almost forget what you look like! Oh would you? And how would you think to remedy said jealousy?

((NOOOOOO!!))

[nomudbloods]

How can you possibly forget what I look like? Tall, shaved head, dazzlingly charming smile? I'm sure you'll remember.

I would jealously kiss you first. ...I dunno, I haven't planned that far ahead. I'm just looking forward to kissing you first and then we'll see where that takes us.

How were the not-yet-in-laws?

[twinkle_toes__]

It's all very vague. I need a reminder, ASAP.

Oh, I like that. You should know where that takes us, I know I do and I look forward to it. I do love your kisses.

They're just that. Fretting over my brother mostly, Papa isn't around much. When he is he's horribly disagreeable.