He'll do one of two things, he'll admit to everything; or he'll say he's just not the same
You know what I hate? When people act all shifty and odd about something normal and fine, and get their fiancée worked into a tizzy that something happened that gives reason to being shifty, and in fact, it was a shaving accident. Waisted energy and a down right pain it is.
Lily! My love! MEN! Ugh!? Why do we put up with them again? Please? The reason for it is not clear right now and I'm going to kill mine soon. Making mountains out of molehills I swear. Anyway how are you? Feeling well? Baby alright? Do you know the sex? Do you want to know? You haven't been over doing it have you? You know how I worry. Well, I'm in a very important, albeit boring meeting and thought I'd see how you are. Miss you.
Monty
Lily! My love! MEN! Ugh!? Why do we put up with them again? Please? The reason for it is not clear right now and I'm going to kill mine soon. Making mountains out of molehills I swear. Anyway how are you? Feeling well? Baby alright? Do you know the sex? Do you want to know? You haven't been over doing it have you? You know how I worry. Well, I'm in a very important, albeit boring meeting and thought I'd see how you are. Miss you.
Monty