There is a house by the sea and an ocean between it and me...

[twinkle_toes__]

That poor man. No one deserves that to happen to them. He was so kind to me when I had lost my wand because of that crazy ps-- stuff. He was so kind to me since I couldn't make it over there immediately and all. Hope he's not hurt.

But the world cup! WHOOO HOOO!!

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Monty

[nomudbloods]

Hello, love. I'm fine. I'm sleeping in but I'm fine. I was with Malfoy when we heard what happened. Got back to you as soon as I could.

You're kidding! That's great! I'm excited. I'll start packing our stuff now, shall I? Bailey can stay at my parents, they won't mind. I say you're the best girlfriend anyone could ask for.

I love you too, Monty.

Re: Monty

[twinkle_toes__]

Truly? I knew it, deep down I did. I just needed to check, you know me. I'm just glad you're safe is all. Can't wait to show you how much actually.

I'd never kid about something like this. Brilliant! They won't mind? Perhaps it'll be good company for your Mum, he's always so cheerful our little guy. I'm so glad to hear you say that---well write it but whatever, you know what I mean.

♥

Re: Monty

[nomudbloods]

Yeah. You worry about me too much. I don't go running headlong into trouble all the time, you know. Don't talk like that, Monty. At least now when you're so far away. You're getting me needlessly excited.

Brilliant. You're brilliant. Well, my dad would mind, but it's not like there's anything he could do, is there? My mum would like Bailey, and Bailey would like mum. He'd be fat when we get back. I'd never get tired of saying it.

Re: Monty

[twinkle_toes__]

I know that, but I don't know where you are and I worry. It's the right of the girlfriend, in the contract. Read the fine print next time. But you don't know how far away I am. Perhaps I'm not as far as you think I am. But I do enjoy getting you excited in general.

I'm glad you think so. Nope, besides, he'll bring him the newspaper! It may have some holes in it, but mostly intact! Ha ha! Suppose we'll deal with that when it comes. I love you so very much.

Re: Monty

[nomudbloods]

I'm always here, love. Even when I'm away, if that makes any sense. Ah, that fine print always gets me in trouble. Yes, but if I'm excited and you're far away, what am I supposed to do?

Soggy newspaper, that's something my dad would like. I love you more.

Hey! I have news. I've got a job. Looks like I'm starting when we get back from the world cup.

Re: Monty

[twinkle_toes__]

It shouldn't but it does. Yes, it seems it would. Think of all the things that you want to do to me?

I'm sure he will. I wouldn't count on it.

You got a j---Oh Antonin! That's wonderful news! Bugger it! I'm finishing up now and when I get home we're going to celebrate---in bed, or out of it for that matter.

Re: Monty

[nomudbloods]

But thinking of the things we could do together while you're away causes me pain. In my pants. And other organs, of course. I miss you whenever you're away.

No, I'm pretty sure I love you more.

Yeah, a real job. After a year of doing odd work every now and then. I'm excited. You're coming home early? Brilliant! We've got 3/4 bottle of whiskey here.

Re: Monty

[twinkle_toes__]

Oh what ever am I to do with you? I hate being away from you, I really do. I wish we could be paid to stay together all the time. But I don't want you in pain, ever. Even if it's what you want to do with me.

I don't know love, I do love you something fierce.

Oh Ant! I'm so happy for you, truly I am. This is wonderful. Yes, I'm leaving now, I need to be with you. Ohhh, that sounds like fun. Get in bed and I'll meet you there in moments. You naked in bed and a bottle of whiskey, life is good.

Re: Monty

[nomudbloods]

I've got a few ideas of what you could do with me. Sometimes, I wish that too. But I don't need to be paid to be with you, I do it for free all the time.

Yes, but you're over looking the fact that I love you more.

Me in bed with a bottle of whiskey sounds like a perfectly normal day to me. But to have you in bed with me too! And whiskey! Oh, what fun.

Re: Monty

[twinkle_toes__]

Oh, to tell. Oh no, the money would be for the food. That's about it. Otherwise I'd be yours forever at no price, which is why I love having you living with me.

No, I don't think so my love. I've looked into actually, no over looking here.

Buzzed celebratory sex, what could ever be bad about that?

Re: Monty

[nomudbloods]

Nah, I'd rather just show you. You're heading home anyway, right? Unless you're off to take a side trip somewhere with some incredibly attractive man then make your way back to me. In which case, I will sob like a child before going off to kill someone.

Ah, but I have incredibly reliable sources that tell me that I love you more.

Nothing at all.

Re: Monty

[twinkle_toes__]

Yes I am. Oh no, whoever would I go running off with when I've got you naked at home in bed with whiskey---or at anytime for that matter. Please don't sob, it'll break my heart.

Oh? And who would these incredibly reliable sources be then, huummm? Because I happen to know for a fact that's I love you more. It's written in the bathroom stall actually.

Re: Monty

[nomudbloods]

I dunno, you might be secretly harboring a fondness for hair these days. Just say the word, Monty, and I'll. Er. Wear a wig for you. Fine, I'll grow my hair if you want. Anything you want. That's how much I love you.

Wow, a bathroom stall! What, we're citing our references now? I have it in good information from one Dr. Antonin Dolohov. He's got a PhD on Montyology, you know.

Re: Monty

[twinkle_toes__]

Never! I abohor the thought! Oh Ant, I love you and your adorable shaved head just how it is. It's brilliant. Shaved but still a little bit of hair and fuzzy and wonderful.

Not quite, but I wanted to let you know that it's out there---somewhere, in a bathroom stall. Oh? Well, I'm sure I should mention I've seen one Lawyer Rosalind Montague, who's said that legally, I'm the most in love and crazily passionte person to ever have existed when it comes to you.

Re: Monty

[nomudbloods]

Oh good. That's good to know. I thought you were getting tired of me, love. These are things I worry about while I dutifully slice tomatos for dinner. You've turned me into a worrying housewife!

I'm interested in this bathroom stall. It'll be in the female bathrooms, won't it? Otherwise, I'd be back to my earlier suspicions. Yeah? Well, I heard that lawyer squeals like a little girl when you tickle her sides, so she obviously can't be trusted.

Re: Monty

[twinkle_toes__]

Never. Not possible to tire of you my love. Be tired after a session of love making perhaps, but that's the closest it'll ever get. Oh Ant! Oh---what are you making? Tell me your naked under your apron.

Yes, it is...well, it's a unisex bathroom. That way both men and women alike can see it. Oh? Well, I heard this doctor has very sensitve ears that light up, so I don't suppose we can trust him either.