The Creative Process! Prince Charming in an Asshole
Wild, crazy, and slightly inappropriate discussion during the writing of Prince Charming is an ASSHOLE, so we can look back and remind ourselves just how stupid we really are sometimes.
For Babs, who has missed yet another day of MSN party
une_fille: “You should totally write a sequel where Sarah is like, 20 and Finn is 27 and they fall in love!”
une_fille: I WANT TO DO THIS.
unequivocally: O GOD
unequivocally: I SAW THAT
une_fille: it'll be hilarious
une_fille: cause Finn will be all "uh, I remember you when you were a baby, so kindly take my penis out of your mouth, thank you."
une_fille: AND PUCK WOULD FUCKING LOSE IT!
unequivocally: lmfao
unequivocally: and Finn would be like, HEY
unequivocally: REMEMBER WHEN YOU FUCKED MY GIRLFRIEND
unequivocally: and Puck would be all, THAT IS SO NOT THE SAME THING
une_fille: and Rachel would try to be reasonable about the whole thing
une_fille: “She's twenty years old, she can make her own decisions. And Finn is obviously still pining after me so if he has found someone to quell the pain somewhat, who are we to take that away from him?”
unequivocally: o rachel
unequivocally: you silly
une_fille: oh my god, he would SEE RED
une_fille: but the best would be that Finn had canceled their original plans cause he had a hot date, and he didn't want to talk about her cause it was still new, and Puck was like "Fuck, she must be a fucking dynamo in the sack if you're already whipped like this" and Finn was all, brb aneurysm
unequivocally: lolol
unequivocally: O GOD or like, before he finds out it's Sarah like he's chilling at Finns place and find a thong between the cushions
unequivocally: and he's like well, well, WELL
unequivocally: What have we HERE
une_fille: OMG YES
unequivocally: and Finns all, uh, put that down dude
une_fille: trust me, you dont wanna be touching that
unequivocally: OH GOD
unequivocally: WHY DO WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES
une_fille: IDK BUT WE CAN'T NOT DO THIS NOW
une_fille: i need to go reply to that comment so i can yell at her lol
une_fille: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID!
une_fille: okok
une_fille: we'll make it a short drabble (A/N: Famous last words)
unequivocally: O god puck, you'll regret that.
une_fille: OH JESUS PUCK, JUST STOP TALKING
unequivocally: oh god sudden puck/secretary smut visions. with me as his secretary ofc
une_fille: OMG IS IT POSSIBLE THAT IM EVEN MORE EXCITED FOR THIS THAN I WAS FOR THE SARAH FIC?
unequivocally: OMG IDK
unequivocally: I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH GROWN UP PUCK/FINN BFFE THOUGH
unequivocally: CAUSE REALLY
unequivocally: BROMANCE.
une_fille: like, I’m not even kidding when I say, This is love to me
unequivocally: That’s love. You've not been in love until you’ve wondered if you could get away with murder
unequivocally: lol what a shitty friend, showing up two nights in a row to cockblock, fuck
une_fille: lol that is why we love him
une_fille: Rachel to the motherfucking rescue!
unequivocally: but idk. My dad always says once men fight it out and exchange blood, shit works itself out. But Im not a 27 year old man
une_fille: no, we're 16 year old boys
unequivocally: lol yes.
unequivocally: 16 year old vikings
une_fille: and then he pounces! like a jaguar! RAWR!
une_fille: poor bb. his brain probably hurts SO MUCH right now
unequivocally: OH GOD.
unequivocally: LOL NO
unequivocally: Finns not that stupid
une_fille: LOL NO HE IS
unequivocally: LOL
une_fille: HE'S JUST TRYING TO EASE THE TENSION, THE POOR DUMB BB
unequivocally: ok this makes me realize
unequivocally: we seriously need a grownup!Puck/Finn bromance fic
unequivocally: cause like I love these two
une_fille: YES
une_fille: ME TOO
unequivocally: like Im reading this and Im like, fuck, Im envious
une_fille: ngl, they're kind of my #2 ship
unequivocally: I dont slash but I def loves them as bffes
une_fille: I'll take them any way i can get them, tbh lol
une_fille: I think i just need puck & finn interacting
une_fille: at all times
unequivocally: yeah srsly
une_fille: I want puck to call Finn while Rachel's going down on him
unequivocally: YES YES YES YES YES
une_fille: LOL
une_fille: "Guess what I'm doing right now!"
une_fille: "What? What?"
une_fille: "Nothing, but Berry totally has my dick in her mouth."
unequivocally: lmfao
une_fille: "Fuck, gotta go, she just bit me, I think she's mad."
une_fille: I'm rereading the finn/sarah parts in the Sarah fic and I feel SO DIRTY
une_fille: is there enough pr to pimp this out to them?
unequivocally: Ummmmmm idk, I think so? but I also thought this was a good idea so obvs my decision making privledges should be revoked
une_fille: this might be the best idea we ever had
une_fille: how long is it?
unequivocally: and remember that time when we're like, "Oh, this will be a drabble?"
unequivocally: 4822
une_fille: LOL
une_fille: I wonder what he does?
une_fille: cause when I wrote that I had no fucking clue
unequivocally: he can be like chandler
unequivocally: where nobody can remember what he does
une_fille: LOL
unequivocally: and he never mentions it
unequivocally: cause hes like, "Youve known me 11 years and you dont know what I do for a living?"
unequivocally: and just leave it at that
une_fille: that or he doesnt even know himself
unequivocally: lmfao
unequivocally: I show up... I gotta secretary, I think.
une_fille: show up, shuffle a few papers, play some solitaire, call finn, take a 2 hour lunch...
unequivocally: lol
unequivocally: watch Hulu on the computer
unequivocally: Pucks love affair with his burrito
une_fille: i want to be the burrito if anything
unequivocally: srsly.
unequivocally: Too wordy? or nah?
une_fille: nah, we've passed wordy at this point
une_fille: we fucked wordy and never called it the next day
une_fille: aw bb, you're gonna get the prettiest pony i can find
une_fille: HIS MOM RIDES HIM?
unequivocally: NO BB NO WHY YOU GOTTA GO THERE
une_fille: do we make him call her Mama P?
une_fille: lol I'm sure he calls one of her dads Mama B behind Rachel's back
une_fille: Rachel Berry leave him and marry me instead
une_fille: lmao cavorting
unequivocally: does he even know what that means?
une_fille: he really had to dig deep for that one
We miss you, BB Babs! Where you at, B?
For Babs, who has missed yet another day of MSN party
une_fille: “You should totally write a sequel where Sarah is like, 20 and Finn is 27 and they fall in love!”
une_fille: I WANT TO DO THIS.
unequivocally: O GOD
unequivocally: I SAW THAT
une_fille: it'll be hilarious
une_fille: cause Finn will be all "uh, I remember you when you were a baby, so kindly take my penis out of your mouth, thank you."
une_fille: AND PUCK WOULD FUCKING LOSE IT!
unequivocally: lmfao
unequivocally: and Finn would be like, HEY
unequivocally: REMEMBER WHEN YOU FUCKED MY GIRLFRIEND
unequivocally: and Puck would be all, THAT IS SO NOT THE SAME THING
une_fille: and Rachel would try to be reasonable about the whole thing
une_fille: “She's twenty years old, she can make her own decisions. And Finn is obviously still pining after me so if he has found someone to quell the pain somewhat, who are we to take that away from him?”
unequivocally: o rachel
unequivocally: you silly
une_fille: oh my god, he would SEE RED
une_fille: but the best would be that Finn had canceled their original plans cause he had a hot date, and he didn't want to talk about her cause it was still new, and Puck was like "Fuck, she must be a fucking dynamo in the sack if you're already whipped like this" and Finn was all, brb aneurysm
unequivocally: lolol
unequivocally: O GOD or like, before he finds out it's Sarah like he's chilling at Finns place and find a thong between the cushions
unequivocally: and he's like well, well, WELL
unequivocally: What have we HERE
une_fille: OMG YES
unequivocally: and Finns all, uh, put that down dude
une_fille: trust me, you dont wanna be touching that
unequivocally: OH GOD
unequivocally: WHY DO WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES
une_fille: IDK BUT WE CAN'T NOT DO THIS NOW
une_fille: i need to go reply to that comment so i can yell at her lol
une_fille: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID!
une_fille: okok
une_fille: we'll make it a short drabble (A/N: Famous last words)
unequivocally: O god puck, you'll regret that.
une_fille: OH JESUS PUCK, JUST STOP TALKING
unequivocally: oh god sudden puck/secretary smut visions. with me as his secretary ofc
une_fille: OMG IS IT POSSIBLE THAT IM EVEN MORE EXCITED FOR THIS THAN I WAS FOR THE SARAH FIC?
unequivocally: OMG IDK
unequivocally: I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH GROWN UP PUCK/FINN BFFE THOUGH
unequivocally: CAUSE REALLY
unequivocally: BROMANCE.
une_fille: like, I’m not even kidding when I say, This is love to me
unequivocally: That’s love. You've not been in love until you’ve wondered if you could get away with murder
unequivocally: lol what a shitty friend, showing up two nights in a row to cockblock, fuck
une_fille: lol that is why we love him
une_fille: Rachel to the motherfucking rescue!
unequivocally: but idk. My dad always says once men fight it out and exchange blood, shit works itself out. But Im not a 27 year old man
une_fille: no, we're 16 year old boys
unequivocally: lol yes.
unequivocally: 16 year old vikings
une_fille: and then he pounces! like a jaguar! RAWR!
une_fille: poor bb. his brain probably hurts SO MUCH right now
unequivocally: OH GOD.
unequivocally: LOL NO
unequivocally: Finns not that stupid
une_fille: LOL NO HE IS
unequivocally: LOL
une_fille: HE'S JUST TRYING TO EASE THE TENSION, THE POOR DUMB BB
unequivocally: ok this makes me realize
unequivocally: we seriously need a grownup!Puck/Finn bromance fic
unequivocally: cause like I love these two
une_fille: YES
une_fille: ME TOO
unequivocally: like Im reading this and Im like, fuck, Im envious
une_fille: ngl, they're kind of my #2 ship
unequivocally: I dont slash but I def loves them as bffes
une_fille: I'll take them any way i can get them, tbh lol
une_fille: I think i just need puck & finn interacting
une_fille: at all times
unequivocally: yeah srsly
une_fille: I want puck to call Finn while Rachel's going down on him
unequivocally: YES YES YES YES YES
une_fille: LOL
une_fille: "Guess what I'm doing right now!"
une_fille: "What? What?"
une_fille: "Nothing, but Berry totally has my dick in her mouth."
unequivocally: lmfao
une_fille: "Fuck, gotta go, she just bit me, I think she's mad."
une_fille: I'm rereading the finn/sarah parts in the Sarah fic and I feel SO DIRTY
une_fille: is there enough pr to pimp this out to them?
unequivocally: Ummmmmm idk, I think so? but I also thought this was a good idea so obvs my decision making privledges should be revoked
une_fille: this might be the best idea we ever had
une_fille: how long is it?
unequivocally: and remember that time when we're like, "Oh, this will be a drabble?"
unequivocally: 4822
une_fille: LOL
une_fille: I wonder what he does?
une_fille: cause when I wrote that I had no fucking clue
unequivocally: he can be like chandler
unequivocally: where nobody can remember what he does
une_fille: LOL
unequivocally: and he never mentions it
unequivocally: cause hes like, "Youve known me 11 years and you dont know what I do for a living?"
unequivocally: and just leave it at that
une_fille: that or he doesnt even know himself
unequivocally: lmfao
unequivocally: I show up... I gotta secretary, I think.
une_fille: show up, shuffle a few papers, play some solitaire, call finn, take a 2 hour lunch...
unequivocally: lol
unequivocally: watch Hulu on the computer
unequivocally: Pucks love affair with his burrito
une_fille: i want to be the burrito if anything
unequivocally: srsly.
unequivocally: Too wordy? or nah?
une_fille: nah, we've passed wordy at this point
une_fille: we fucked wordy and never called it the next day
une_fille: aw bb, you're gonna get the prettiest pony i can find
une_fille: HIS MOM RIDES HIM?
unequivocally: NO BB NO WHY YOU GOTTA GO THERE
une_fille: do we make him call her Mama P?
une_fille: lol I'm sure he calls one of her dads Mama B behind Rachel's back
une_fille: Rachel Berry leave him and marry me instead
une_fille: lmao cavorting
unequivocally: does he even know what that means?
une_fille: he really had to dig deep for that one
We miss you, BB Babs! Where you at, B?