The Creative Process: Life and Times of Sarah Puckerman
This is more for our amusement than anything else, not to mention keeping our BB Babs in the loop while she's been gone all day. ;; These are some snippets of some of the conversation that actually lead to/assisted in the writing of The Life and Times of Sarah Puckerman.
The Creative Process (Yes, this is how crazy we are. I don't know why anyone actually reads our shit, cause seriously, we don't belong in society):
une_fille: i feel like a caveman banging rocks together
une_fille: Sarah is one step away from going Lolita on Finn Hudson
une_fille: it's like Eiffel-Towering a contradiction
unequivocally: are we allowed to talk about Eiffel-Towering right after Jesus? is there a cool down period? idk
Une_fille: i think Jesus appreciates the irony in the statement
Une_fille: he's a cool dude
unequivocally: I made a new folder for our emails, and I called it Teri Fic but I forgot the space
unequivocally: so it looks like TERIFIC
unequivocally: YOURE TERRIFIC
une_fille: ...you are a nerd lol
une_fille: she's like a fucking ninja
une_fille: stop flaunting your vagina at me
une_fille: HOW ARE YOU STILL MY FRIEND AFTER THIS?
Unequivocally: ARE YOU SURE!?
unequivocally: DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ANSWER
unequivocally: USE #2 PENCIL
une_fille: SHUT UP
Unequivocally: we're a real married couple! We stopped being our own people and I love it!
Unequivocally: now it's like, "how are Teri and Shannon? did you send Teri and Shannon the Christmas card?"
une_fille: omg my sister dropped me all the fucking time when I was a baby
une_fille: and i turned out fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Unequivocally: lmfao really? fine?
Unequivocally: Really? Really, Teri?
une_fille: OH FUCK OFF
Unequivocally: but anyways, looking it up online, like everyones like GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM
une_fille: I hope you googled "I dropped my baby"
Unequivocally: ok so we need a stupid mistake he'd make without actually risk killing her
Unequivocally: lol I googled, "Dropping a baby"
Unequivocally: lol ok yeah I dont think we can have him drop her, as fucking hilarious as it is
Unequivocally: it'd probably do serious damage
une_fille: wtv, what can you do to a baby that wont kill it?
une_fille: GOD I CANT BELIEVE I JUST TYPED THAT
Une_fille: Puck & Rachel Meet the Easter Bunny
Une_fille: I dont know HOW, but somehow
Une_fille: there is intense character growth throughout the whole thing
Une_fille: completely by fluke
unequivocally: There's an open bottle of wine in the fridge and I almost snatched it
unequivocally: but Im like, idk if Im ready to be the "Drinking wine alone in front of my laptop at 2 am" chick yet
Une_fille: omg why not?
Une_fille: those chicks are everyone's favorite
unequivocally: ah red wine. responsible for my first lesbian experience.
unequivocally: Ok one second Im still fixing Quinns broken virginity
Une_fille: you'll need some duct tape
Une_fille: really, cause to me it read like puck's building a shrine to quinn's bodily fluids
And in case you were wondering...
This is the fic cookie that got killed cause even we found it too horrible.
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Everyone gets to hold Barbie but her.
“Come oooooon, Noah, pleeeeeease?” she begs. She reaches her hands out for her niece but he holds her up out of her reach.
“No,” he says firmly. “You’ll drop her.”
Oh really?
She gets up and points an angry finger in his face “You dropped her two days ago!” Everyone in the room stops what they’re doing.
“I - I fucking didn’t!” he swears. His eyes immediately go to Quinn and he passes Barbie off to his mom hastily before getting up and backing out of the kitchen. “I didn’t!”
She runs to Quinn and nods fervently. “He did, cross my heart! Dropped her right on the floor and then started crying about making his baby retarded.”
The Creative Process (Yes, this is how crazy we are. I don't know why anyone actually reads our shit, cause seriously, we don't belong in society):
une_fille: i feel like a caveman banging rocks together
une_fille: Sarah is one step away from going Lolita on Finn Hudson
une_fille: it's like Eiffel-Towering a contradiction
unequivocally: are we allowed to talk about Eiffel-Towering right after Jesus? is there a cool down period? idk
Une_fille: i think Jesus appreciates the irony in the statement
Une_fille: he's a cool dude
unequivocally: I made a new folder for our emails, and I called it Teri Fic but I forgot the space
unequivocally: so it looks like TERIFIC
unequivocally: YOURE TERRIFIC
une_fille: ...you are a nerd lol
une_fille: she's like a fucking ninja
une_fille: stop flaunting your vagina at me
une_fille: HOW ARE YOU STILL MY FRIEND AFTER THIS?
Unequivocally: ARE YOU SURE!?
unequivocally: DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ANSWER
unequivocally: USE #2 PENCIL
une_fille: SHUT UP
Unequivocally: we're a real married couple! We stopped being our own people and I love it!
Unequivocally: now it's like, "how are Teri and Shannon? did you send Teri and Shannon the Christmas card?"
une_fille: omg my sister dropped me all the fucking time when I was a baby
une_fille: and i turned out fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Unequivocally: lmfao really? fine?
Unequivocally: Really? Really, Teri?
une_fille: OH FUCK OFF
Unequivocally: but anyways, looking it up online, like everyones like GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM
une_fille: I hope you googled "I dropped my baby"
Unequivocally: ok so we need a stupid mistake he'd make without actually risk killing her
Unequivocally: lol I googled, "Dropping a baby"
Unequivocally: lol ok yeah I dont think we can have him drop her, as fucking hilarious as it is
Unequivocally: it'd probably do serious damage
une_fille: wtv, what can you do to a baby that wont kill it?
une_fille: GOD I CANT BELIEVE I JUST TYPED THAT
Une_fille: Puck & Rachel Meet the Easter Bunny
Une_fille: I dont know HOW, but somehow
Une_fille: there is intense character growth throughout the whole thing
Une_fille: completely by fluke
unequivocally: There's an open bottle of wine in the fridge and I almost snatched it
unequivocally: but Im like, idk if Im ready to be the "Drinking wine alone in front of my laptop at 2 am" chick yet
Une_fille: omg why not?
Une_fille: those chicks are everyone's favorite
unequivocally: ah red wine. responsible for my first lesbian experience.
unequivocally: Ok one second Im still fixing Quinns broken virginity
Une_fille: you'll need some duct tape
Une_fille: really, cause to me it read like puck's building a shrine to quinn's bodily fluids
And in case you were wondering...
This is the fic cookie that got killed cause even we found it too horrible.
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Everyone gets to hold Barbie but her.
“Come oooooon, Noah, pleeeeeease?” she begs. She reaches her hands out for her niece but he holds her up out of her reach.
“No,” he says firmly. “You’ll drop her.”
Oh really?
She gets up and points an angry finger in his face “You dropped her two days ago!” Everyone in the room stops what they’re doing.
“I - I fucking didn’t!” he swears. His eyes immediately go to Quinn and he passes Barbie off to his mom hastily before getting up and backing out of the kitchen. “I didn’t!”
She runs to Quinn and nods fervently. “He did, cross my heart! Dropped her right on the floor and then started crying about making his baby retarded.”