Asscheeks & Wax strips - A two-part lovestory from both sides

[twilitekidd]

**Names and Identities have been changed to protect the innocent...errr..embarrassed**

Note: Both these conversations were simultaneous

PART 1

BillyGurl: i was thinking last night about how *TheWaxer waxed your ass
BillyGurl: lol
BillyGurl: THATS a friend lemme tell you
BillyGurl: i think that out of pure love, I will have shrappy shave my beav tonight
*HarryCheeks: she loved it
BillyGurl: LOL
BillyGurl: thats great!
HarryCheeks: well only because she had me bitting a pillow and screaming like a bitch
HarryCheeks: she was like tare
HarryCheeks: loving it girl girl
HarryCheeks: get that and its not like she did my hole just my cheeks
BillyGurl: ROFLMAO!
HarryCheeks: she wasnt all up in there you know
BillyGurl: LOL
BillyGurl: (falls over!)

PART 2

BillyGurl: i was thinkin last night how u waxed *HarryCheek's ass
BillyGurl: ROFL
TheWaxer: EW, never again!
TheWaxer: don't make me lose my lunch!
BillyGurl: LOL
BillyGurl: i was dyin! THATS friendship, ass waxing!
BillyGurl: "HarryCheeks: she loved it"
TheWaxer: I love causing anyone large amounts of pain
TheWaxer: but there are easier ways to do it
BillyGurl [11:04 AM]: lol you are both killin me!
BillyGurl [11:08 AM]: im cryin my ass off over here!
TheWaxer: lol
BillyGurl [11:09 AM]: LOL
TheWaxer: there were the PAUSES for breath!
TheWaxer: But HarryCheeks must have a lung the size of Texas, cause he never pauses to breath
BillyGurl [11:10 AM]: ROFLMAO

End Note: I am so fucking amused by all of this right now, I think I just pissed myself