ha!
going through old twitters is fucking amazing. No better way to help pass the time on a slow Tuesday. Here are some gems I found. (a lot of these are like, uhh, wha?)
enjoy!!!
"mustard is like jesus in yellow tights???"
"I wonder if people buy stock in the dental dam market"
"Apparently I am the goddess of pico de gallo. Ay dios pico!!!"
"Fuck. Me. A. Mazing....... Love? Possibly." <---- this one was during my first Ben Folds concert.
"There a bunch of Japanese men in suits on the street car. They're all speaking french. Not sure why I find this interesting."
"yeah, we are watching a Joey Lawrence music video at work here. :-P Be jealous."
"Industrial sprinkler of love. I'm scared"
"Do you have any cheese? I need a chaser."
"@ shadsbat I totally agree with this. The world would be such a better place if people were more cuddly-kitten-like."
"@ praenomenal unless you have a vagina for me @ daemonwise4 no I have a gnome but the gnome is for me."
"Gaping yoda hole... Errr"
"Maybe they collect trannies."
"My pants are gone"
"Shads is showin off the douche-flower." <----- wha???
there are a ton more. But I'm sure they are ones that **I** find funny that no one else really cares too much about. ;) Anyway, I recommend going through all your old twitter posts... Its highly entertaining!
enjoy!!!
"mustard is like jesus in yellow tights???"
"I wonder if people buy stock in the dental dam market"
"Apparently I am the goddess of pico de gallo. Ay dios pico!!!"
"Fuck. Me. A. Mazing....... Love? Possibly." <---- this one was during my first Ben Folds concert.
"There a bunch of Japanese men in suits on the street car. They're all speaking french. Not sure why I find this interesting."
"yeah, we are watching a Joey Lawrence music video at work here. :-P Be jealous."
"Industrial sprinkler of love. I'm scared"
"Do you have any cheese? I need a chaser."
"@ shadsbat I totally agree with this. The world would be such a better place if people were more cuddly-kitten-like."
"@ praenomenal unless you have a vagina for me @ daemonwise4 no I have a gnome but the gnome is for me."
"Gaping yoda hole... Errr"
"Maybe they collect trannies."
"My pants are gone"
"Shads is showin off the douche-flower." <----- wha???
there are a ton more. But I'm sure they are ones that **I** find funny that no one else really cares too much about. ;) Anyway, I recommend going through all your old twitter posts... Its highly entertaining!