Haven't we done this already today?

Jun 12, 2008 14:35

Jecca's mother: I need you to help me put this starling *indicates closed shoebox* back in the tree.
Jecca: Okay.
Jecca and her mother: *put the baby back in the tree*
Baby Starling: Look, Ma! I'm flyin-- *WHUMP*
Cat: oooh, tasty.
Jecca: NOOO! *chases cat*
Cat: eeeeehuman run away
Jecca and her mother: Okay, bird. Back in the tree.
Baby Starling: AAAAH! AAAAAAH!
Parents: HATE YOU. *stare wrathfully at meddling humans*
Baby Starling: Oh, hey, I'm safe. ... Look, Ma! I'm flyin-- *WHUMP*
Jecca and her mother: ......
Cat: I'm back again. :3
Jecca: *chases cat* *locks cat in house*
Jecca and her mother: Okay, bird. Back in the tree.
Baby Starling: AAAAH! AAAAAAH!
Parents: HATE YOU SO MUCH. *stare wrathfully at meddling humans*
Baby Starling: Oh, hey, I'm safe. ... Look, Ma! I'm flyin-- *WHUMP*
Jecca and her mother: ......
Jecca's mother: Should I just, you know. Stay up this ladder?
Baby Starling: *is put back in the tree again*
Baby Starling: FLYING!
Baby Starling's Parents: ... not quite, dear.
Jecca and her mother: ......!!!
Jecca and her mother: BIRD. TREE. YOU STAY.
Baby Starling: AAAAH! AAAAAAH!
Baby Starling: Oh, hey, I'm safe. ... Look, Ma! I'm flyin-- *WHUMP*
Jecca: wtf x_X
Jecca's mother: If that thing jumps out of the tree again, it can just stay down here.
Baby Starling: ... *stays in the tree*

Here is a baby starling actually in the box. (I climbed the tree the old-fashioned way.)

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