Day 45: Open journal

[fucktonofcoffee]

Has anyone seen a fucking older guy, white hair, wears a fucking suit and a panama hat? His name is Frank fucking Lundy.

It's kinda god damn important.

[Private to Derek.]

You. Me. Talking. Now.

Comments

[a_tricky_one]

His middle name is 'Fucking'? I like him already.

And no, I haven't seen him.

[fucktonofcoffee]

Everyone's middle god damn name is fucking in my book. Just as Jimmy Fucking Kirk. Who the fuck are you again? The not whiny angel, right?

[a_tricky_one]

Oh, so you've heard of me? The name's Gabriel the Fucking Archangel. Or the Trickster, if you're nasty.

Which I expect you are.

[fucktonofcoffee]

So would that make it The Fucking Trickster then?

So did you fucking actually say that in tune to the fucking Janet Jackson old as shit song?

[a_tricky_one]

How about The Mother-Fucking Trickster? I think it has more zing that way.

And, why yes, I certainly did. Gotta love the classics.

[fucktonofcoffee]

If you're going to go all the fucking balls to the walls way out, it should be "The God damn Mother-fucking Trickster, Bitch." That's got all the fucking zing in the god damn world.

Also, fuck you're lame.

[a_tricky_one]

It'll sorta take me a while to spit out, but I like it!

No, I'm pretty sure I'm witty and adorable... possibly annoying too, but there's no helping that, sometimes.

[fucktonofcoffee]

Witty and adorable, huh? God knows we fucking need more of that around here. We've been devoid without it.

[a_tricky_one]

Happy to help.

[fucktonofcoffee]

I'm probably just going to fucking call you Gabe or Hey you, you know.

[a_tricky_one]

Fair enough. And I'll call you... sugar-tits.

[fucktonofcoffee]

Maybe it'll make 'em fucking grow.