Journal Entry The First

[imnot_important]

Boy, and I thought my life was weird before.

Hi, my name is Mack Hartford from San Angeles, California and I'm told this journal is connected to the journals of everyone else here. I thought it would be a good idea to get an idea of who all of you are, since it looks like I'm going to be here for a while.

By the way, is there a library around

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[orumad]

I remember a Los Angeles, but not a San Angeles. I haven't found a library either, which is a total bummer. Reading material is of the good.

I'm Dawn Summers. The blonde with the big, scary, sharp thing? That's my sister. But I'm not armed.

[imnot_important]

That's a pretty name. But seriously, what kind of place doesn't have a library?

[orumad]

Really? You think my name's pretty?

Lamesville. Creepy, sad, lamesville place.

[imnot_important]

Lamesville doesn't sound strong enough. How about Craptropolis?

[orumad]

It's not big enough to be an -opolis. That needs at least like another... ten square miles.

[imnot_important]

Well, I tried.

[orumad]

You get the A for effort, but no gold star.

[imnot_important]

Do I get a do-over?

[orumad]

Okay. You can have a do-over.

[imnot_important]

Okay, I've got it.

Failsburg.

[orumad]

That? Is totally the winner. Ding ding ding, you get the prize.

His mind is already in the gutter /flop

[imnot_important]

What kind of prize?

LOL boys will be boys. /snicker

[orumad]

Ooh. I hadn't thought that far. What kinda prize you think you deserve?

He IS a real boy now /snicker

[imnot_important]

I don't know. We'll figure something out.

Our very own robopinocchio.

[orumad]

Something awesome.