Twilightapolooza 08
The release of the Twilight Soundtrack track list today was...as expected. Muse, Linkin Park, and Paramore, all very SMeyer choices. Also, I think I was 14 the last time Collective Soul had a song anyone cared about. The total lure of the soundtrack is RP's song, which will either be listenable or so bad that it is so good. He really cannot lose with this audience. So, the announcement is kind of a yawnfest...unless you are a giant Blue Foundation fan. I am sure they have one, and that guy is psyched.
In response to the official Twilight soundtrack, we have organized Twilightapalooza 08, a musical Twilight extravaganza. The professors would like to submit, for the pleasure of TwilightU students, faculty, and friends, our on-campus bands, which range in musical style from folk to industrial metal. Of course, it is the position of TwilightU that these bands should have been included (or at least seriously considered) for inclusion on the Twilight soundtrack.
The following bands have registered with the Office of Extracurricular Activities, Musical Dazzle Department:
Alice Goes To Paris
Anti-Abortion Heroes
Awesome Abstinence Choir
Beautiful Angst
Bella Breaks Granite
Born With Teeth
Charlie's Answering Machine
Cliff Diving Werewolves
Collective Stone
Cullen Worthy
Dancing Prancing Vampglitters
Dazzling Beige
Edward and the Glitters
Edward and the Hydroplaning Vans
Edward and the Pillow Biters
Emmett and the Rock Crushers
Failure to the Tenth Degree
Flaming Red Hair
Goat Rocks Massacre
Hissing Growl
Imprinting is Wrong
Jacob and the High-Temperature Werewolves
Love Shield and the Unique Superpowers
Marble Lips
My Boyfriend, My Entire Life
Rage of the Chagrin
Renesmee and the Fountains of Blood
Rosalie Hates You
Sadness and the Infinite Chagrin
Sparkly Sadness
Stop Writing, Stephenie
The Bronze Ringlets
The Carlisle Chronicles
The Creepy Babies
The Cullen Family Singers
The Fuck You, Go Read a Bibles
The Jumping Jasper Jubilee
The Killer Fetuses
The Vile Volturi
Topaz Depths
Uterus Eaters
Vampire Swimmers
Vampire Tabernacle Choir
Vampires in Supersonic Flight
Volvo and the Fancy Cars
Any other on-campus bands may apply for inclusion in the all-day event, which is to take place on November 4, 2008. Applications my be submitted directly to the Musical Dazzle Department for inclusion in the line-up for Twilightapalooza 08.
The professors have also compiled the Official TwilightU Top 40, a list of the 40 most requested songs on TwilightUFM.
1. I Want to Borrow You Like A Video Rental
2. Nudger Of Death
3. A Better Vampire Than You
4. The Soulless Monster Mash
5. You Make Me Want to Kill The Biology Class
6. Don't Try Fighting My Forced Sexual Advances
7. New Moon Rising
8. Headboard SMASH!
9. Ode to My Old Red Truck (A Country Song)
10. A Song For You, From Me (Air Piano Version)
11. Your Love Is Literally Venomous
12. The Ultimate Love Song (I Oiled Your Window)
13. Strawberry-Scented Hair and Freesia-Scented Blood
14. Alice's Dance Party Remix
15. I Cry Because I'm Dreaming
16. Glass Plate Party
17. Come To My Meadow
18. Real Fans Don't Read
19. Let's Have Puppies
20. Beige Beige Love
21. Still In High School After All These Years
22. Your Electrifying Touch (LiveWire Version)
23. Fast Cars Are Fun
24. Spidermonkey Shake Down
25. Please Don't Run Away (Or I Will Kill You)
26. Alpha Of The Pack
27. Voices In My Head To Comfort Me
28. Chagrining In Your Room
29. Syringe Full of Venom
30. It's Not Love Unless It's Borderline Abuse
31. OME!!!!!! (The Squealing Song)
32. Denali Vacation
33. Look Into My Eyes, There Is A Surprise
34. Hiding My Mormon Agenda
35. It Doesn't Matter (It's Just Fiction)
36. Sparkling To Death
37. Werewolves Are Tough (Leah Remix)
38. I Can See The Future (Kind Of)
39. The Snapple Lid Of Love
40. Here Comes The Fight...Nevermind
We would like to extend our support to all TwilightU bands and hope that you will as well. Song requests may also be submitted at any time.
In response to the official Twilight soundtrack, we have organized Twilightapalooza 08, a musical Twilight extravaganza. The professors would like to submit, for the pleasure of TwilightU students, faculty, and friends, our on-campus bands, which range in musical style from folk to industrial metal. Of course, it is the position of TwilightU that these bands should have been included (or at least seriously considered) for inclusion on the Twilight soundtrack.
The following bands have registered with the Office of Extracurricular Activities, Musical Dazzle Department:
Alice Goes To Paris
Anti-Abortion Heroes
Awesome Abstinence Choir
Beautiful Angst
Bella Breaks Granite
Born With Teeth
Charlie's Answering Machine
Cliff Diving Werewolves
Collective Stone
Cullen Worthy
Dancing Prancing Vampglitters
Dazzling Beige
Edward and the Glitters
Edward and the Hydroplaning Vans
Edward and the Pillow Biters
Emmett and the Rock Crushers
Failure to the Tenth Degree
Flaming Red Hair
Goat Rocks Massacre
Hissing Growl
Imprinting is Wrong
Jacob and the High-Temperature Werewolves
Love Shield and the Unique Superpowers
Marble Lips
My Boyfriend, My Entire Life
Rage of the Chagrin
Renesmee and the Fountains of Blood
Rosalie Hates You
Sadness and the Infinite Chagrin
Sparkly Sadness
Stop Writing, Stephenie
The Bronze Ringlets
The Carlisle Chronicles
The Creepy Babies
The Cullen Family Singers
The Fuck You, Go Read a Bibles
The Jumping Jasper Jubilee
The Killer Fetuses
The Vile Volturi
Topaz Depths
Uterus Eaters
Vampire Swimmers
Vampire Tabernacle Choir
Vampires in Supersonic Flight
Volvo and the Fancy Cars
Any other on-campus bands may apply for inclusion in the all-day event, which is to take place on November 4, 2008. Applications my be submitted directly to the Musical Dazzle Department for inclusion in the line-up for Twilightapalooza 08.
The professors have also compiled the Official TwilightU Top 40, a list of the 40 most requested songs on TwilightUFM.
1. I Want to Borrow You Like A Video Rental
2. Nudger Of Death
3. A Better Vampire Than You
4. The Soulless Monster Mash
5. You Make Me Want to Kill The Biology Class
6. Don't Try Fighting My Forced Sexual Advances
7. New Moon Rising
8. Headboard SMASH!
9. Ode to My Old Red Truck (A Country Song)
10. A Song For You, From Me (Air Piano Version)
11. Your Love Is Literally Venomous
12. The Ultimate Love Song (I Oiled Your Window)
13. Strawberry-Scented Hair and Freesia-Scented Blood
14. Alice's Dance Party Remix
15. I Cry Because I'm Dreaming
16. Glass Plate Party
17. Come To My Meadow
18. Real Fans Don't Read
19. Let's Have Puppies
20. Beige Beige Love
21. Still In High School After All These Years
22. Your Electrifying Touch (LiveWire Version)
23. Fast Cars Are Fun
24. Spidermonkey Shake Down
25. Please Don't Run Away (Or I Will Kill You)
26. Alpha Of The Pack
27. Voices In My Head To Comfort Me
28. Chagrining In Your Room
29. Syringe Full of Venom
30. It's Not Love Unless It's Borderline Abuse
31. OME!!!!!! (The Squealing Song)
32. Denali Vacation
33. Look Into My Eyes, There Is A Surprise
34. Hiding My Mormon Agenda
35. It Doesn't Matter (It's Just Fiction)
36. Sparkling To Death
37. Werewolves Are Tough (Leah Remix)
38. I Can See The Future (Kind Of)
39. The Snapple Lid Of Love
40. Here Comes The Fight...Nevermind
We would like to extend our support to all TwilightU bands and hope that you will as well. Song requests may also be submitted at any time.