Passing a Note
Is it just me, or was today made of lameness? It was one of those days when you are so chagrined that you cannot finish a sentence. (Wha- I don't even- How could you- That isn't even-)
So, the 11 year olds love Guy Who Plays Jacob, and we will have to endure at least one more movie featuring the Teeth of Much Whiteness. (They are not beautiful! They are the teeth of a WERRRRREWOLF.) (What? I could just not see the movie? Sorry, I hate myself too much.) Which: okay. I mean, he is horrible and when he talks I want to stab my eardrums out, but the lulz potential, it does not disappoint. And we have also been given free reign to blame SMeyer, which is what I do when anything goes wrong.
However, I did find something that made me feel a little bit better: Proof (of the insane fundamentalist Christian variety) that SMeyer is the root of all evil. I will leave you with this quote, or you can just come by my office during office hours because I have it hanging on the wall. In a frame made of the bones of innocent babies.
"If my goal was to undermine Christianity, incite rebellion against parents, eradicate Biblical values, and spread moral chaos, I would urge teens to read the Twilight series."
It's good to have goals.
So, the 11 year olds love Guy Who Plays Jacob, and we will have to endure at least one more movie featuring the Teeth of Much Whiteness. (They are not beautiful! They are the teeth of a WERRRRREWOLF.) (What? I could just not see the movie? Sorry, I hate myself too much.) Which: okay. I mean, he is horrible and when he talks I want to stab my eardrums out, but the lulz potential, it does not disappoint. And we have also been given free reign to blame SMeyer, which is what I do when anything goes wrong.
However, I did find something that made me feel a little bit better: Proof (of the insane fundamentalist Christian variety) that SMeyer is the root of all evil. I will leave you with this quote, or you can just come by my office during office hours because I have it hanging on the wall. In a frame made of the bones of innocent babies.
"If my goal was to undermine Christianity, incite rebellion against parents, eradicate Biblical values, and spread moral chaos, I would urge teens to read the Twilight series."
It's good to have goals.