Although Christmastime has taken precedence over everything here at TwilightUniversity, we are not so buried in ribbon and cinnamon-scented pinecones that we can no longer recognize an important day when it arrives. What is this important day that has managed to pick us up out of our egg-nog induced red-and-green coma? This day is none other than the day that nuttymadam *hearing the resounding screams of terror* will actually see her Favorite Movie of All Time that is Soooooo Awesome, and she knows this because... Heat magazine(?) says so. Move over Siskel and Ebert, Heat magazine is the new authority!
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And in the spirit of giving, here is a little synopsis for those of you who just can’t bring yourselves to watch it:
Nuttymadam introduces the purpose of her video, Twilight is coming out tomorrow. She then gets rid of fake hiccups, contemplates eating a page of Heat magazine, reads an entire article into an awful sounding microphone, gets sad all over herself about creepy white-teeth kid Taylor/Jacob, decides she doesn’t care about who is going to be playing the Big Bad PedoWolf, forgets that she is pissed about Hardwicke being fired, announces that she will be making three videos after she finally watches her Favorite-Movie-of-All-Time for the first (and second, and third) time, and finishes it all up by squealing like a stuck pig. The End.