Jasper's Neck, Eggs, and Monkeys
It has officially been two weeks since the release of too much Jacob the movie Twilight. Here at Twilight University, much to our surprise, we still talk and/or chat about it with alarming frequency. Contrary to our belief that the movie would satiate our curiosity, thus causing us to finally shut up, it has actually had the opposite effect by giving us more material to analyze and try to squeeze amusement out of.
Case in Point:
Prof. Pattz: Why does Jasper walk around like he is Frankenstein? Or like he is wearing a neckbrace?
Prof. Stew: Because he is a Southern Gentleman/Officer.
Prof. Pattz: But, yeah. That neckbrace look is chagrining.
Prof. Stew: But it's kind of funny also. In my head he is just joking when he does that. He is trying on purpose to look crazy.*hearts*
Prof. Pattz: I feel that way about all of the Cullens. Like they call cut and everyone just starts laughing.
Prof. Stew: Like they are trying to hold it back and then they just explode with laughter, like "Did you see what I just did? Did you?!?"
Prof. Pattz: I can't believe you held your head like that the entire time! That was great!
Prof. Stew: Dude, it was starting to hurt so I didn't think I could do it, but it was too funny to stop. And did you see how I was all "Uuuuh-teeen-chuun!" Ha! We are way too funny.
Prof. Pattz: When you broke that bowl, I thought for sure I would start laughing.
Prof. Stew: And then the camera flipped around to Bella, and you flipped me off, and when it came back to us I thought I was going to lose it. Dude, we should totally have anti-SMeyer moves. Like every time I hold my neck stiff or you make the retard face, it means FUCK YOU SMEYER!
Prof. Pattz: Any monkey reference we can work into the movie.
Prof. Stew: There was totally more than one! Ha! That is totally a new pet name trend.
Prof. Pattz: I feel like it was a competition among the actors. Anyone that can get a monkey reference or eggs into a scene wins...
Prof. Stew: Totally. There is no way that was written in.
Prof. Pattz: How could you even note that in a script: Emmett enters. He is carrying a bag of eggs.
Prof. Stew: Charlie and Edward discussing Bella at kitchen table. Eggs and Ranier are sitting on table.
Prof. Pattz: Cut to kitchen. Eggs on table.
Prof. Stew: Cut to diner. SMeyer is receiving a veggie platter and being a dumb monkey whore.
Prof. Pattz: And CUT!
Case in Point:
Prof. Pattz: Why does Jasper walk around like he is Frankenstein? Or like he is wearing a neckbrace?
Prof. Stew: Because he is a Southern Gentleman/Officer.
Prof. Pattz: But, yeah. That neckbrace look is chagrining.
Prof. Stew: But it's kind of funny also. In my head he is just joking when he does that. He is trying on purpose to look crazy.*hearts*
Prof. Pattz: I feel that way about all of the Cullens. Like they call cut and everyone just starts laughing.
Prof. Stew: Like they are trying to hold it back and then they just explode with laughter, like "Did you see what I just did? Did you?!?"
Prof. Pattz: I can't believe you held your head like that the entire time! That was great!
Prof. Stew: Dude, it was starting to hurt so I didn't think I could do it, but it was too funny to stop. And did you see how I was all "Uuuuh-teeen-chuun!" Ha! We are way too funny.
Prof. Pattz: When you broke that bowl, I thought for sure I would start laughing.
Prof. Stew: And then the camera flipped around to Bella, and you flipped me off, and when it came back to us I thought I was going to lose it. Dude, we should totally have anti-SMeyer moves. Like every time I hold my neck stiff or you make the retard face, it means FUCK YOU SMEYER!
Prof. Pattz: Any monkey reference we can work into the movie.
Prof. Stew: There was totally more than one! Ha! That is totally a new pet name trend.
Prof. Pattz: I feel like it was a competition among the actors. Anyone that can get a monkey reference or eggs into a scene wins...
Prof. Stew: Totally. There is no way that was written in.
Prof. Pattz: How could you even note that in a script: Emmett enters. He is carrying a bag of eggs.
Prof. Stew: Charlie and Edward discussing Bella at kitchen table. Eggs and Ranier are sitting on table.
Prof. Pattz: Cut to kitchen. Eggs on table.
Prof. Stew: Cut to diner. SMeyer is receiving a veggie platter and being a dumb monkey whore.
Prof. Pattz: And CUT!