I hate cold, wet things.

[twilightspeaks]

My coworker tonight is watching the Twilight movies. Loudly.

;_;

Favorite character: Dr. Vampire. I'm told he doesn't get too involved in the stupid. Also, he must have gone to medical school at some point. Good for him!

I have a netbook, so I can tune out all the other stuff. Mostly stuff like "dialogue."

Comments

[cerilian]

Dr. Vampire's best line--"Bella's been bitten. Edward, you'll have to suck out the poison. I can't do it for some reason."

That may not be an exact transcript.

[bigvanvader]

clearly thiss guy got his doctorate from the same place that mr peper and mr dre went... for the record under no circumstances should you "suck out" poison. i can't remember if it makes matters worse but i know that it does not help. and its icky.

[twilightspeaks]

They're vampires. They have magical sucking powers.

[twilightspeaks]

Paraphrasing makes these movies far, far better. "See, it sounds funny when I'm talking about it..."

[cerilian]

Also, I think it may have been decided just at that moment that vampirism was spread by a poison you could suck out . . . with a bite identical to that which spreads the poison . . . wtf?