There's a top ten loves/hates of fanfic discussion on WIKTT now. Of course, the inevitable "ye gods, the apostrophe errors!" comment came up, so in a fit of random word gaming, I posted:
Every time I read that Snape is a "Potion's Master", I visualize a fourteen-year-old goth girl in a collar following him around and referring to herself as "Potion".
Katie Grause totally cracked me up when she replied:
Ye Gods! Can I change MY name to Potion?
So, just for her (although I plan on using it, too), I made an icon.