I went through the whole episode and the only thing I got was Did I miss something? No, seriously, did I? Because some creeper was following Dean and then at the end of the episode he beat him up and then the episode was over? What? What?
Also, I think Sam should have gotten beat up more in the face. They showed a heck of a lot more scenes of Sam being pulverized than Dean, yet Dean gets more facial wounds asldgjads
I just, idek. Who the heck was that guy? Are they even going to bring him up again? Probably not. What?
As for the rest of the episode, it was good, it was funny. I miss SAM Sam but I love this soulless guy, CAN WE GET TWO SAMS PLEASE. (This is old already in the fandom, but I swear to god if this whole season is about getting Sam's soul back I will be mighty pissed, like Sam wasn't even in this season. A WHOLE YEAR WITHOUT SAM. HE'S STILL IN THE CAGE, GUYS!)
They were really laying it on thick with the whole Pinocchio allegory, I loved it. Even the watch maker, which probably wasn't intentional (SCREW THAT, IT TOTALLY WAS) but they might as well have called the guy Gepetto, huh? And I totally knew leprechauns would be in the episode because the guy's name was Patrick. You can't have a Patrick in a TV show unless you bring in some leprechauns. My logic is totally credible. Although, it would have been nice for the show to, you know, explain it more. But they won't, I already know. (How are leps even connected to fairies? Why did Gepetto say the fairies wouldn't let him get to the safe but he got it first try at night? What is the deal with this alternate universe? Why are cops exaggeratedly douchey? How are leps more powerful than angels? Why was the girl fairy naked? Why did Dean feel no remorse for killing it? Why was Dean super paranoid but they didn't even expand on that because it was an essentially Sam-centric episode-? Why was it an essentially Sam-centric episode? How did Sam not step on any fairies?) I don't know, maybe I'm just missing it all because I'm too taken by Sam's hair.
6x04. Mmm. Look at those lusciously short locks. Like down feathers on baby owls. Like the fur on the tummies of kittens-
And I know it's not helping at all, and they're probably doing it just to stall getting Sam's soul back and prolong all the drama, but I'm really relieved they gave Sam some doubt on getting it back. I mean, it's not even for a good reason- suffering instead of having sex? They're not even touching on the you'll probably have a lot of PTSD after we get you back from Hell. Like, an infinite amount of PTSD. That most likely means they'll find a way around Sam being traumatized when his soul comes back which damnit, I hope doesn't happen, but that's what it's looking like.
I dunno if I'm just being a shallow douchebag, but has Jared lost weight? Or is it the faces he's been making? Or the cameras- I don't know. It's just, when he widens his eyes and his skin gets all taut he looks like a little malnourished soulless puppy. A really tired puppy. With puffy eyes and puffy shadows under them. I just wanna play with his face. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm going to go write odes to Jared's hair.
But soft, what light through yonder gaffers' cameras break, tis the night, and Jared needs to sleep- in the same bed as me-