OMGWTFWANK!
OMGWTF! What happened to fandom_wank?! Where is my wank? OH SHIT! I NEED TEH WANK!
If this was supposed to be a joke, it is so. Not. Funny.
This is like losing the only real, solid thing in a mad, mad world/fandom. Every day I woke up and felt safe because I knew fandom_wank would be there! It was constant, faithful friend, and now it is gone, twisted by creepy dark powers into a depraved den love and bunnies and PINK*!
This cannot last! They will ... they MUST come back to the true ways of wankage, or all of fandom will crumble!
Or some such, whatever.
*I rather like the colour pink, but my use of the colour pink has always been ironic.
If this was supposed to be a joke, it is so. Not. Funny.
This is like losing the only real, solid thing in a mad, mad world/fandom. Every day I woke up and felt safe because I knew fandom_wank would be there! It was constant, faithful friend, and now it is gone, twisted by creepy dark powers into a depraved den love and bunnies and PINK*!
This cannot last! They will ... they MUST come back to the true ways of wankage, or all of fandom will crumble!
Or some such, whatever.
*I rather like the colour pink, but my use of the colour pink has always been ironic.