Well fuck me.

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Ladies and gentleman yesterday my family exploded...well not really. See my uncle was doing roof construction and the tethers tying his ladder down ripped and the ladder went through some ones care. So my grand father went to help put the ladder up for them, and made his way back. He was blind sided in his truck by two old fucks, who put his truck through a telephone pole. The stress caused a heart attack and ruined his neck. He got home to a faulty repair to our washer which caused it to blow up, so all the old furniture and sentimental things in the basement are ruined.
So now we are losing money when we were border line bankruptcy, I can't work because I am being shipped to boot camp to soon. I am asking you guys to help us out either buy something and get some thing cool out of it (I will put a special sticker up), or e-mail me and we can figure something out my e-mail is on my site.
Regards, Seth
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