The end, my friend. The end.
Rest in Peace, oh Apply One.
You were good to me. You were trendy and hip, sleek and sexy and such a pristine white, and our love lasted for over 4 years. I made some expensive purchases for you, but it was worth it.
Now, to honor your passing, I will smash you with a hammer and see what you look like inside.
Love,
Joe
You were good to me. You were trendy and hip, sleek and sexy and such a pristine white, and our love lasted for over 4 years. I made some expensive purchases for you, but it was worth it.
Now, to honor your passing, I will smash you with a hammer and see what you look like inside.
Love,
Joe