wonderful things to say in japanese lol

[twilightmagic]

Shanna this is for you!

were gonna make this fun lol... lets make a story out of it ^_^

ok so you're walking down the street and you see a very good looking guy/girl you turn to your friend and you say one of the following:

(talking about a guy)
kare wa hidoyatsu desu (he's a bastard. ok so that one isn't so nice)
kare wa kawaii desu (he's cute. now you're getting nicer)
kare wa kakkoi desu (he's good looking. getting nicer)
kare wa hansamu desu. (he's handsome. ok now we're talking)
kare wa sekushii desu (he's sexy. ok so now we're really talkin)

(talking about a girl
kanojo wa warui desu (lit. she's a bad woman. aka a whore now that's not nice)
kanojo wa kirei desu (she's beautiful. awww so sweet)
kanojo wa kawaii desu (she's cute. awww but that wont get ya anytghing lol)
kanojo wa bijin desu (she's good looking. getting closer)
kanojo wa sekushii desu (she's sexy. now you might get somewhere)

if you decided to talk to the person you thought was one of the above you can ask:

konban wa nan ka shimasen ka? (would you like to do something tonight?)

if s/he replies:

sumimasen, ikimasen. (sorry i can't. well then you're just out of luck and it's time to move on)

but if s/he says:
Hai, zehitomo. (yes, i'd love to. then you're in luck)

you can than ask:
konban wa doko ni ikitai desu ka? (where would you like to go?)

if s/he says:
lobu hoteru (love hotel. you lucky bastard you ^_~)

I shall contiue this later. just think of it as chapter one. lol chapter two will be later, while i'm not sitting at work.

ja matta!