Hate this meme like I do!!
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (My family is 2,000 miles away and my bf can be distant sometimes. :()
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (TV's pretty crappy. I *have* been watching Stephen King's Nightmares and Dreamscapes.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Not as many as I had at one time; I have to reduce from time to time so there's floor space to walk around on.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Nope.)
✓ I love to play video games. (But I'm not as good at the newer ones. I'm approaching geezerhood.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Gave it up long ago. Made me act stupid.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Man, why am I filling this out at work?)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (People grieve over loss. Duh.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Snowballs. Or just breeds resentment.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes?)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Nope.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I probably should start.)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (What??)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (*A* secret?)
× I hate the rain. (I can make it rain by planning a swimming trip.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (And sorrowful too!)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (It might be fun to my mouth botoxed into a permanent snarl like in that William Gibson novel.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Please help this starving child!)
× I love sushi. (Haven't really tried it. Won't ever try the raw stuff.)
× I talk really, really fast. (Not usually. Grownups who do usually bug the crap out of me.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (hahahahaha!)
× I have long hair. (Not yet.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Not yet.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (2 brothers.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (I was born in the country.)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (fake nails glued to gloves as part of a costume.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Don't care much about that. I'm not all that phone reliant these days.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I look amiable and friendly like a sociopath.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Nope.)
× I am usually pessimistic. (*shrug*)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Many, but not all that varied.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (If only so the woman aren't so easily victimized.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (We weren't roommates till after the sleeping.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Help me find it? Please? *Please???*)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (*shakes head sorrowfully*)
× I have a lot of friends. (No, I have really good friends.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Pecked? Pecked??)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (True.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Shorts.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (But I try not to buy things I don't need these days.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Nah. I hardly check LJ at all these days. :()
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (No. I'm just troubled by some of the things she thinks.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Nokia TracPhone. What a piece of crap.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Nope.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Not often. And certainly not as often as I've been rejected.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Mandingo!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have ideas.)
× I want to have children in the future. (Not really.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Used to work in a daycare center.)
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before. (A boyfriend. Does that count?)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm allergic to several things.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I"m not looking forward to all this learning)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Sometimes.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Nah.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (On Yahoo I do.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (One must spend ones teens doing something.)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (when I was TWELVE!)
× I own the "South Park" movie. (Nope. But I will soon have some Boondocks downloads.)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (LJ, not Xanga. What the heck is Xanga and why does this meme promote it?)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (classics and kitsch. Somebody say Junior Brown.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Especially the ones I'm related to.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (More obsessive than perfectionistic.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (hahahhahaha! sexuality? career???)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (and other reasons too.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Nope.)
× I am happy at this moment. (Nope.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (Nope. I''m obsessed with my guy.)
✓ Democrat. (Of course.)
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (Oh, I know.)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Pensive and sloppily dressed.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (both.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Is there something I can study for the daily test???)
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I tie them with *my* hands!!! Nobody else does that!!)
× I can work on a car. (with a hammer maybe.)
✓ I love my job(s). (Have I mentioned I work for KMVP and KTAR in Phoenix now?)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Someone should be.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (Nope.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (That's why I'm a super-calloused fragile mystic, etc, etc, etc.)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (*furrows brow*)
✓ I love sea turtles. (I love all turtles. They rule. Especially the highways in Florida. <3<3<3)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (pffft)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I plan to spend a lot of time longing.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (rhythm guitar)
✓ I hate office jobs. ((nods))
× I went to college out of state. (not even out of town.)
× I am adopted. (I'm sure there is a family out there for me.)
× I am a pyro. (*blinks*)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (almost.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (this is an incredibly long meme.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (sometimes.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (sometimes.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Hardly.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (If they have food, I like it. If melted cheese is involved, all the better.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (*grunts like a monkey*)
× I can't whistle. (When I was first learnig, I could only do it by sucking air *in*.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (when I was a kid. It was *scary*.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (quite a few, but not all.)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (rarely.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (wrong planet, I think.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (food, games, putting on an image.)
× I wear a toe ring. (I've come to dislike them recently.)
✓ I have a tattoo. (an accidental one; I accidentally stabbed my knee with a pen when I was 16.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (No, everybody's pretty cool.)
× I am a caffeine junkie. (nah. I love the taste of coffee, tea and soda though.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (sometimes I'm a little ashamed. And shame on me for that.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (No, but I might contract it out.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (no, it's mostly paper things with writing.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (I probably should.)
✓ I'm an artist. (music, drawing, writing.)
× I am ambidextrous. (nope.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (nope. they don't even drive with me lately.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (bahahaha)
✓ I have terrible teeth. (I'm gonna miss 'em when they're gone.)
× I hate my toes. (nah, they're ok.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (True)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (They're really cool too.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (I have lived in three different counties. That's the best I can offer.)
× I am extremely flexible. (Probably not.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (They're dryer.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (make jewelry? write resumes for people? maybe something like that.)
× I smoke. (I spit on your smoking: PUYYYEEH!)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (way too much time than any too much hours anything make sense meme longish yoda cakey.)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (A midwife once said it to me after my annual physical.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (or a torrent.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (not yet.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (and smoking cigars too, even though I despise tobacco use.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (so true.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (that would be pretty kind.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (nope.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (if you're reading this, you probably know me.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I'm open-minded about 'em.)
× I can't stand being alone. (Sometimes I can.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. ((nods))
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (that would be so silly. I *do* try to weigh only when I've just woke up though.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (not lately.)
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (not at all, but I find myself judged for my non-judgemental ways lately.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (that would indicate that there's no reason for my drama.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (*shakes head*)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (I'm glad I don't feel that way.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I'm starting to feel that way. *And* I think when they tell me I am, they're just trying to keep me from feeling inadequate.)
× I am a Libertarian. (nah.)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (not much more.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (nope.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (true dat.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (why on earth would that be so?)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (*an* all-nighter?)
× I have no piercings. (ears.)
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (my old high school when there was a hurricane coming. it was the red cross shelter.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (??)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (My friend Michael Jackson rescued me. I knew I could count on him!!!)
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (*rolls eyes* but yes, there's been plenty of crying.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. ((nods))
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (my bf does and are they cool!)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I love to exercise.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (it's on my to-do list.)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (that outfit makes you look fat. :/)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (maybe. not sure. I was injured at birth for sure.)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. ((shakes head))
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (what is with this meme?)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (I am saying no just to the different motivations part.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (pretty rare. and it's the eating, not the sleeping.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (nope.)
× I dislike milk. (I love the milk.)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (no, I wash them thoroughly, although someone does try to say it's obsessive.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (pic of my nephew.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (nah.)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (not really. but I do try to be *honest* about myself.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (mainly when the person I live with makes me feel bad. It's not often.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (no.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (root beer and milk.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (heh)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (who is like that?)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (nobody wins those.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I've made a decision to type something in every box.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I certainly don't.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (Wasn't it the Phillipines that made chewing gum illegal?)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I think I would use the machine, but I'm not that big a history buff.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Most times I memorize the aisle number. You know I mean at Walmart.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I even had a black t-shirt with a rose with barbed wire wrapped around the stem on it. :D)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (the stipulation is that they allow me to do the same.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. ("Lord Manhammer needs a new sword of wounding!" pffft)
✓ I love to sing. (hell yes I do.)
✓ I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (God, those were the days.)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Thanks Ed!)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (There's plenty of babies out there.)
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Puffy would take good care of me!)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (*shame*)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (in elementary school)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (I'm not made of wood)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (nope. but my man is.)
× I have a thing for redheads. (not really.)
× I am a twin! (if I were, I'd be the evil one.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (don't even know what intellectual means anymore.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (lol)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (lolol)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (rarely.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (never.)
× I need more time to myself. (*shrug*)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I'm there.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Dreams do come true!!)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Arrest me.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (*blank stare*)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (I once answered the phone with "Mashy Niblick!")
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (I guess I should check this out.)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (too much effort.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (anything I'll listen to, I'll sing.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (I don't think so.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (nah.)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Holy god, it sure is!!!)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (my LJ friends are real-life friends.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (nope.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (nopey-nope.)
Hope everybody's well. :D
✓ I miss somebody right now. (My family is 2,000 miles away and my bf can be distant sometimes. :()
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (TV's pretty crappy. I *have* been watching Stephen King's Nightmares and Dreamscapes.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Not as many as I had at one time; I have to reduce from time to time so there's floor space to walk around on.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Nope.)
✓ I love to play video games. (But I'm not as good at the newer ones. I'm approaching geezerhood.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Gave it up long ago. Made me act stupid.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Man, why am I filling this out at work?)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (People grieve over loss. Duh.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Snowballs. Or just breeds resentment.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes?)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Nope.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I probably should start.)
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× I have broken someone's bones. (What??)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (*A* secret?)
× I hate the rain. (I can make it rain by planning a swimming trip.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (And sorrowful too!)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (It might be fun to my mouth botoxed into a permanent snarl like in that William Gibson novel.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Please help this starving child!)
× I love sushi. (Haven't really tried it. Won't ever try the raw stuff.)
× I talk really, really fast. (Not usually. Grownups who do usually bug the crap out of me.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (hahahahaha!)
× I have long hair. (Not yet.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Not yet.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (2 brothers.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (I was born in the country.)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (fake nails glued to gloves as part of a costume.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Don't care much about that. I'm not all that phone reliant these days.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I look amiable and friendly like a sociopath.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Nope.)
× I am usually pessimistic. (*shrug*)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Many, but not all that varied.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (If only so the woman aren't so easily victimized.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (We weren't roommates till after the sleeping.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Help me find it? Please? *Please???*)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (*shakes head sorrowfully*)
× I have a lot of friends. (No, I have really good friends.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Pecked? Pecked??)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (True.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Shorts.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (But I try not to buy things I don't need these days.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Nah. I hardly check LJ at all these days. :()
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (No. I'm just troubled by some of the things she thinks.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Nokia TracPhone. What a piece of crap.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Nope.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Not often. And certainly not as often as I've been rejected.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Mandingo!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have ideas.)
× I want to have children in the future. (Not really.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Used to work in a daycare center.)
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before. (A boyfriend. Does that count?)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm allergic to several things.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I"m not looking forward to all this learning)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Sometimes.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Nah.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (On Yahoo I do.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (One must spend ones teens doing something.)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (when I was TWELVE!)
× I own the "South Park" movie. (Nope. But I will soon have some Boondocks downloads.)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (LJ, not Xanga. What the heck is Xanga and why does this meme promote it?)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (classics and kitsch. Somebody say Junior Brown.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Especially the ones I'm related to.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (More obsessive than perfectionistic.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (hahahhahaha! sexuality? career???)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (and other reasons too.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Nope.)
× I am happy at this moment. (Nope.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (Nope. I''m obsessed with my guy.)
✓ Democrat. (Of course.)
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (Oh, I know.)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Pensive and sloppily dressed.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (both.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Is there something I can study for the daily test???)
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I tie them with *my* hands!!! Nobody else does that!!)
× I can work on a car. (with a hammer maybe.)
✓ I love my job(s). (Have I mentioned I work for KMVP and KTAR in Phoenix now?)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Someone should be.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (Nope.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (That's why I'm a super-calloused fragile mystic, etc, etc, etc.)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (*furrows brow*)
✓ I love sea turtles. (I love all turtles. They rule. Especially the highways in Florida. <3<3<3)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (pffft)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I plan to spend a lot of time longing.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (rhythm guitar)
✓ I hate office jobs. ((nods))
× I went to college out of state. (not even out of town.)
× I am adopted. (I'm sure there is a family out there for me.)
× I am a pyro. (*blinks*)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (almost.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (this is an incredibly long meme.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (sometimes.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (sometimes.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Hardly.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (If they have food, I like it. If melted cheese is involved, all the better.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (*grunts like a monkey*)
× I can't whistle. (When I was first learnig, I could only do it by sucking air *in*.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (when I was a kid. It was *scary*.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (quite a few, but not all.)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (rarely.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (wrong planet, I think.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (food, games, putting on an image.)
× I wear a toe ring. (I've come to dislike them recently.)
✓ I have a tattoo. (an accidental one; I accidentally stabbed my knee with a pen when I was 16.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (No, everybody's pretty cool.)
× I am a caffeine junkie. (nah. I love the taste of coffee, tea and soda though.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (sometimes I'm a little ashamed. And shame on me for that.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (No, but I might contract it out.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (no, it's mostly paper things with writing.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (I probably should.)
✓ I'm an artist. (music, drawing, writing.)
× I am ambidextrous. (nope.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (nope. they don't even drive with me lately.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (bahahaha)
✓ I have terrible teeth. (I'm gonna miss 'em when they're gone.)
× I hate my toes. (nah, they're ok.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (True)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (They're really cool too.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (I have lived in three different counties. That's the best I can offer.)
× I am extremely flexible. (Probably not.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (They're dryer.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (make jewelry? write resumes for people? maybe something like that.)
× I smoke. (I spit on your smoking: PUYYYEEH!)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (way too much time than any too much hours anything make sense meme longish yoda cakey.)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (A midwife once said it to me after my annual physical.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (or a torrent.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (not yet.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (and smoking cigars too, even though I despise tobacco use.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (so true.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (that would be pretty kind.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (nope.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (if you're reading this, you probably know me.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I'm open-minded about 'em.)
× I can't stand being alone. (Sometimes I can.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. ((nods))
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (that would be so silly. I *do* try to weigh only when I've just woke up though.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (not lately.)
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (not at all, but I find myself judged for my non-judgemental ways lately.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (that would indicate that there's no reason for my drama.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (*shakes head*)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (I'm glad I don't feel that way.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I'm starting to feel that way. *And* I think when they tell me I am, they're just trying to keep me from feeling inadequate.)
× I am a Libertarian. (nah.)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (not much more.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (nope.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (true dat.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (why on earth would that be so?)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (*an* all-nighter?)
× I have no piercings. (ears.)
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (my old high school when there was a hurricane coming. it was the red cross shelter.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (??)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (My friend Michael Jackson rescued me. I knew I could count on him!!!)
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (*rolls eyes* but yes, there's been plenty of crying.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. ((nods))
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (my bf does and are they cool!)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I love to exercise.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (it's on my to-do list.)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (that outfit makes you look fat. :/)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (maybe. not sure. I was injured at birth for sure.)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. ((shakes head))
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (what is with this meme?)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (I am saying no just to the different motivations part.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (pretty rare. and it's the eating, not the sleeping.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (nope.)
× I dislike milk. (I love the milk.)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (no, I wash them thoroughly, although someone does try to say it's obsessive.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (pic of my nephew.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (nah.)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (not really. but I do try to be *honest* about myself.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (mainly when the person I live with makes me feel bad. It's not often.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (no.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (root beer and milk.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (heh)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (who is like that?)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (nobody wins those.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I've made a decision to type something in every box.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I certainly don't.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (Wasn't it the Phillipines that made chewing gum illegal?)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I think I would use the machine, but I'm not that big a history buff.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Most times I memorize the aisle number. You know I mean at Walmart.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I even had a black t-shirt with a rose with barbed wire wrapped around the stem on it. :D)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (the stipulation is that they allow me to do the same.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. ("Lord Manhammer needs a new sword of wounding!" pffft)
✓ I love to sing. (hell yes I do.)
✓ I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (God, those were the days.)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Thanks Ed!)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (There's plenty of babies out there.)
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Puffy would take good care of me!)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (*shame*)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (in elementary school)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (I'm not made of wood)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (nope. but my man is.)
× I have a thing for redheads. (not really.)
× I am a twin! (if I were, I'd be the evil one.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (don't even know what intellectual means anymore.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (lol)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (lolol)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (rarely.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (never.)
× I need more time to myself. (*shrug*)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I'm there.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Dreams do come true!!)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Arrest me.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (*blank stare*)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (I once answered the phone with "Mashy Niblick!")
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (I guess I should check this out.)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (too much effort.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (anything I'll listen to, I'll sing.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (I don't think so.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (nah.)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Holy god, it sure is!!!)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (my LJ friends are real-life friends.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (nope.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (nopey-nope.)
Hope everybody's well. :D