Poetic... that's pathetic.
I am feeling incredibly emo right now. And I can't remember the last time I said anything out loud. And I don't know what I've been doing for the last three hours. And my head is numb.
I think I need to write more Rent in 15 Minutes. Which is coming along surprising well, I believe, despite my emoness. I am about half done, but it needs editing.
Here is a preview... please be gentle. It's rather bad, but I tried. And I'm open to suggestions.
LIGHT MY CANDLE
MIMI: I’m feeling horny.
ROGER: ...
MIMI: Isn’t my ass smexy?
ROGER: *gapes*
MIMI: Let’s sing about wax and candles in a completely nonmetaphorical way!
ROGER: ...
MIMI: OMG WHERE’S MY CRACK??!!
ROGER: *shifty eyes*
After crawling around on the floor for a while, Mimi throws Roger onto the couch and crouches on top of him.
ROGER: Personal bubble!
MIMI: ...big, like my father’s.
ROGER: Ooo, incest turns me on.
AMANDA: Does anyone else thing Roger’s really hot?
MIKE: *raises hand*
Oh yeah, I wrote us into the script. :)
I think I need to write more Rent in 15 Minutes. Which is coming along surprising well, I believe, despite my emoness. I am about half done, but it needs editing.
Here is a preview... please be gentle. It's rather bad, but I tried. And I'm open to suggestions.
LIGHT MY CANDLE
MIMI: I’m feeling horny.
ROGER: ...
MIMI: Isn’t my ass smexy?
ROGER: *gapes*
MIMI: Let’s sing about wax and candles in a completely nonmetaphorical way!
ROGER: ...
MIMI: OMG WHERE’S MY CRACK??!!
ROGER: *shifty eyes*
After crawling around on the floor for a while, Mimi throws Roger onto the couch and crouches on top of him.
ROGER: Personal bubble!
MIMI: ...big, like my father’s.
ROGER: Ooo, incest turns me on.
AMANDA: Does anyone else thing Roger’s really hot?
MIKE: *raises hand*
Oh yeah, I wrote us into the script. :)