Room

[twilight_ego]

...I've decided that my room is a deathtrap. Not because of the random messes scattered around I hate you, Brother or the fact that there's no lock/ soundproofing/ anything between me and my parents who aren't so much scary or threatening as...embarrassing and annoying; no, it's the bed.

Take today, for example. I was walking around downtown with

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[x_roulette_x]

...leather pants that even -I- can't fit into?

...kid has problems. O_o

[twilight_ego]

No shit!! Why do I attract the crazy stalkers?? ><;;;

...Besides, he wasn't even all that cute. I mean, if he was reasonably cute, topless, and wearing tight leather pants while sitting on my bed and giving me doe-eyes, I might've been sorely tempted to screw him gone easy on him. But he wasn't! *sulks*

[x_roulette_x]

Suddenly very happy I'll never be worthy of stalkers...

...you give me worse mental images than before. I love you and yet I despise you. ><;;

[twilight_ego]

Ha. Haha. That's so very wonderful for you! *glares*

...Don't tell me that you don't enjoy the mental image of me sitting on a bed, topless, with tight leather pants and giving you doe-eyes. >;P

[x_roulette_x]

Hey, I'd be flattered. Scared, but flattered.

...that's so utterly beyond the point...

[twilight_ego]

It gets old after a while. Trust me, it does.

But it's true, is it not? };D

[x_roulette_x]

...you will not win this game, Riku, I promise. You may be drop dead gorgeous but I can do things you obviously can't. ;D

[twilight_ego]

...Y'know, if you're asking for it...

Then I guess I'll have to screw Sora at his house. Wouldn't want to rub it in and all, right? ^_^

[x_roulette_x]

...I should utterly torture you. I really truly should.

Hey, you have plans this weekend?

[twilight_ego]

...Which kind of torture are you talking about? ^_~

Uhm, lemme see, no. I was thinking about hanging out at the beach with some of the others, but I can do that anytime. Why?

[x_roulette_x]

You'd enjoy it way too much, I think. :3

And as of now, you have plans with me. I'm taking you to the movies. Deal with it.

[twilight_ego]

You're right, I probably would.

Um, okay, sure. Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be regretting this...?

[x_roulette_x]

*GASP.* He admits I'm right. I win~!

You'd regret going out with me? Gosh, now I see how much you love me. :P

[twilight_ego]

NO!! I just...uh...dammit. This isn't over, though.

...I wouldn't regret the going out part, it's what might happen while we're out that I'm worried about. >_>;;;