The Mulberry Legacy 1.0
OK, so as some of you may know my computer has recently had some problems and I lost my Sim things. Therefore I completely had to start over. SO, here is the Mulberry Legacy! *Insert fanfare music here*
ANNND here is the adorable little founder himself. Cyril Mulberry. (Pronouced- See-rull). He came from a planet far, far away and decided to hit up Bridgeport to become the next best writer out there.
His traits: coward, easily impressed, neurotic, shy, and unlucky. WELL this is gonna be fun.
Cyril: BOO YOU LAZY HORSE ARSE. GET ON WITH THE GAME!
For some reason I imagine him talking in heavy Scottish accent.
Cyril: Oi, I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell at ya. Just get on up and you'll be dandy again.
He... umm... can't hear you.
Considering he wants to be a writer, he needs to well, write!
I don't understand how randomly typing on a computer screen can increase your writing skill, but whatever works.
Then while he is happily typing away...
THESE WEIRD LOOKING PEOPLE BARGE INTO HIS HOUSE. LIKE WUT DA FUDGE.
She was definitely worth the make over.
The two immeadiatly hit it off and talked for a long time. After a bit he rolled a wish to kiss her.
Cyril. That doesn't make a girl want to kiss you.
Welp, maybe her I guess.
At first I was little skeptical about changing his face. I didn't do anything too drastic just shaped things up a bit.
Pedo: I'm watching you children. Always watching.
Cyril: Did I tell you it was this big?!
I am really hoping this is a miscommunication.
Polly: That's great and everything... But, is that normal? And healthy?
Cyril: Well I guess fishing near a chemical plant does affect the organisms in the water.
Cyril: Um. I have a surprise for you.
Cyril: I handpicked these flowers myself, I was wondering if you would like to display them in your house forever considering we are all fake beings and the government secretly has control over everything we do and these flowers would be eternally beautiful like you. *hopeful face*
Anybody get that reference? Huh? Huh? No... ok. Let's just say. Big Brother is Always Watching.
Polly: Wow? You really think I am pretty?
Oh, girls and their selective hearing. I admit I do it myself.
Cyril: Of course. You are the prettiest thing out there. Even the stars in the galaxy cannot compare to thy beautiful face.
Get's popcorn. Gosh darn it. Why can't all guys talk like that!? Then again... he is an alien.... sowhatcanyoudoreally,
Cyril: No that we got my feelings for you covered... Why don't we have some fun. With pillows.
Polly: Be prepared to lose!
Oh my dear Lord.
Cyril: Haha, you looked like a horse, darlin'.
Polly: Yeah? Take that, loser!
Dat face.
Cyril: Yeah, I guess I deserved that.
I literally squealled. He is so adorable I can't get over it~
Cyril: So, now that we flirted endlessly and had some fun with pillows... Why don't we take this party upstairs?
Polly: I'm not that kind of girl, Cyril.
Cyril: Isn't it human culture? I did my research by watching Jersey Shore. They act like it is totally normal...
Cyril: DISTRACTION.
Cyril: Did you know that people on my planet dance like robots? It's the hottest dance moves around. I believe you people like to dance together with your butt's and crotchamus together. I find that very strange. You are trying to make babies, no?
Polly: You seem to be describing the very... unsophisticated side of Simland. I believe you should re-do your research.
Cyril: Teach me your customs then? I believe we get along very well. It would be wonderful to make friends here.
HE THEN ROLLED TO KISS HER. *Kiss me... K-k-kiss me. Infect me with your love and fill me with your poison*
Cyril: Really Polly, I promise we don't have to do anything. I now have to respect Simland boundaries. I promise if you get uncomfortable... feel free to leave whenever you want.
BECAUSE STANDING IN YOUR PEE AND HALF THROUGH A WALL MAKES YOU GET DEM LADIES.
Cyril: Indubedly my dear friend.
Um.
Cyril: No no no, you don't understand. Just because no one else can't see, doesn't make you fake.
YEAH RIGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN POLLY. No joke if you saw thing image, you all would jump to conclusions.
Polly: Whew, your apartment has a draft. Mind if I just lean into your shoulder?
Put some clothes on chicka. Then we'll see about that draft.
Cyril: I concur. My lips are a little cold as well...
Cyril: Wow, my first kiss with a human!
Polly: Your first kiss with a human? Well what about me? This is my first kiss with an alien! Not many of them come to Bridgeport. You see them mostly in Strangetown.
Cyril: My planet does not visit strange town. We all move here. You can't tell we are alien's because we put in contacts and have longer hair.
Well. This is pretty self explainitory.
Really? Not that kind of girl, Polly?
Cyril: What are you doing? Your womanly horomones are confusing my brain.
Polly: Can't a girl just snuggle in bed with a cute alien in her underwear and expect it to not go anywhere?!
No. I mean... bitch please.
Polly: I THOUGHT YOU WERE A NICE MAN. I am disgusted.
Cyril: Aww... She was wearing sexy lingerae though...
They can still be cute though ;-;
Polly: Dear God, you sick swine. We aren't even dating. I'm leaving. Call me when you can keep it in your pants.
Cyril: I NEED YOUR GENETIC MAKE-UP THOUGH!
Cyril: Whose the pig that left this salad on the floor? Why... I'll flog 'em with fish hooks I tell ya.
Um. You.
Cyril: BOO, it smells like death and vanilla in here!
Cyril: This is all too much to handle. I have my elbow going through a female vampire!
Cyril: HELLS YEAH. I GOT IN.
Cyril: SO THERE WAS THIS WOMAN...
Baldy: Ooh man, that's rough. I feel ya. I really feel ya.
Cyril: ...How can he feel me, if he isn't touching me?
And thus, Cyril's second day in Bridgeport was over.
I find this a very successful book title.
Cyril: ALONE. FOREVER ALONE. I need to call Polly before she dies!
Wut.
Cyril: Hey Polly! Guess what? I'm wearing pants! .... Oh..... Yeah.... Ok.... Sure I'll stick my hand in a plate of salad. Just for you!
For some odd reason, I feel like that is not what she meant.
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So, let me know what you think. I personally think Cyril is adorable and so fun to play, so we'll see how this goes!