(no subject)

Jun 17, 2005 23:35

I hate seagulls!

Give me a gun, and I'll happily take out at least half the breeding pairs in this city, starting with the pair in the neighbours yard. I suspect the eggs just hatched, may every single chick be eaten by cats!

If I ever get insanely rich, I'll sponsor citywide nest sterilization!

Curse you disease ridden pests of feathered vermin, flying rats! May your wings break, every egg be infertile and cats eat your offspring!
Previous post Next post
Up