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"manson: MUAHAHAHHA! check out my electromagnetic pants!! when i press this button....OH MY GOD WHAT DID I DO?!"
"twiggy: what? "
"Manson laughs: Hahaha! What an idiots!! hahaha!!"
*no matter how hard she tried, that carpet was... irresistable*
"Excuse me mister,are you interested in buying a Bible?It has all the latest additions plus a special chapter about who was the real father of Jebediah's (sp?) kids.."
"No?Don't want to buy one?"
"Then you'll burn in hell's pits,you satanist!"
"Manson: now now kiddies time for recess..."
"Kids: But we want to stay here and imitate you!"
"Kid in front of the bus: Hey where's Kiss? Manson?! damn i must have gotten on the wrong bus, what a load of freaks"
"MM: NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS HAT! IT'S MINE! I BROUGHT IT FROM HOME!!"
"mm: what?! no you can't have your dogs back, there mine now! aaaaaall mine, you see they do like me, they looove me,
*in funny talking to baby vioce* you don't want to go back there do you...no""guy: ... *sigh* fine you can have them*sob*sob*
*thinktohimself* he'll wont me to take them back sooner or later!hehe*"
*10 yrs go past and manson still loves his puppy dogs! guy is devestated to lose his pupies*
"MM: "I am here to anounce the beginning of a new era!!! The Jonny Depp Superstar has been born!!!!!!"
"mm: *in spanishalike voice*ahhh, look at my johnny depp impression as Jack sparrow doing dance fever eh?!"
"mm: they'll never know it's me.hehe."
"person: hey johnny depp can i get your autorgraph plzzzzzz?"
"mm:er...no, i'm busy can't you see ordering absinthe!hm!"
"another person: that's not johnny depp, that's marilyn manson in disguise!lets get him!"
"mm: oh no don't take a photograph, u'll expose my identity!!!*crowd runs towards him* ummm ruuuuuuuuuuuunnn!!!!!!!!!"
"ahh...shx^...a nother birthday"