Spent last night with Amy... who informed me that at the end of the semester, she's moving to Central Florida and transferring out of FIU. Somehow, this seems rather familiar in some way...
Tell me, WHY DOES MIAMI SUCK SO FUCKING MUCH?
I swear, anyone who grew up elsewhere that comes here, never stays. (Amy is from New York.) And even some people that grew up here have left to seek their fortunes elsewhere. But I don't think I know anyone that has moved to Miami from somewhere else and stayed for a substantial amount of time. Even Broward/Palm Beach county is ok... it's fucking Miami. I hate this fucking place.
Let's go down the list, shall we?
- Lauren - grew up in Stuart, FL. Hated Miami so much she transferred to FIT, thus ending our relationship. (The bad shit went down afterwards, we were no longer a couple at that point.)
- Kelly - grew up in Sunrise, FL. Moved to Miami for a couple years, hated it, moved to Kansas instead, is now engaged out there.
- Andrew - grew up in Aventura - now lives in Orlando.
- Miguel - grew up here. now lives in Jersey.
- Mike C - grew up here. now lives in DC or Berkeley.
- Plenty of people I knew at UM that transferred to other schools because they hated the city. Mike K (from CT). Kat (from AL). Jen (from VT). Ilana (from PA). Eric (from DC).
- Even Alex had to move from Miami to Boynton Beach because Miami blows so much.
- And now, add Amy to the list. *sigh*